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Pliny the Younger lay on his side. His body stretched the length of the couch and this postion always reminded him of the sublime Natassja Kinski poster. There was no question about it, he was bored with On-Demand television and this worried him. He slid a hand down the back of his pajama bottoms and gingerly inserted two fingers into his moist, imperforate anus. He sighed and with an air of distraction commonly ascribed to the french male adolescent, brought them out, holding them to his nostrils. Without really knowing why - oh, dear reader, who among us can truly account for his actions? - he headed to the store for some Yarlsburg.

Date Written: December 28, 2003
Author: Dylan Danko
Average Vote: 4.25

01/1/2004 anonymous (5):
01/1/2004 Benny Maniacs (4): Dude - was that dude sticking his fingers up his ass you, dude? You're fuckin nasty, dude!
01/2/2004 Dylan Danko: I don't understand
01/2/2004 Jimson S. Sorghum (4): I think this would have been funnier if the hero's name were different.
01/3/2004 Will Disney (4): i surely can't account for my actions.
01/3/2004 Will Disney: i'm going to investigate why this short doesn't have 3 stars
01/3/2004 Will Disney: uhhh 4 stars
01/3/2004 Dylan Danko: What should his name have been? Oh, Disney, investigate that. It's very curious.
01/3/2004 qualcomm: someone lied on their comments vote, obviously...
01/3/2004 Dylan Danko: how? wouldn't it show?
01/3/2004 Benny Maniacs: That dude is you, dude! You're the dude sticking his fingers up his ass! Uugh, dude! Your Fuckin Nasty!
01/3/2004 Jimson S. Sorghum: I don't know. Pliny the Younger is too direct. It should be something that hints at the period without actually using an historical name.
01/3/2004 Jimson S. Sorghum: Hmmm. Now that you've asked me to examine this further, Danko, I'm not sure i'm into "with an air...ascribed to a french adolescent." Go ahead, question me further, see what happens.
01/3/2004 Will Disney: yeah but acme shouldn't publish "fake" votes anymore. i'll check it out tomorrow.
01/4/2004 Will Disney: okay i fixed it. the problem was that jimson had accidentally voted a 3 and then i had manually changed it to a 4. but for reasons that you idiots wouldn't understand, the vote change didn't take where it counts. now it's fixed. yay for this short.
01/6/2004 Dylan Danko: I thought everyone's ass smelled like Yarlsburg. I guess not.
04/4/2004 scoop: "...and this worried him." Good one.