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Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
I hear that Ewan's all worn out
from poking Jon's behind!

(Feldspar's, that is)

Hey, have a great New Year, everyone!

Date Written: December 31, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 3

01/5/2004 Benny Maniacs: Just a little New Years factoid: my Short Tracker computer tells me this is the 763rd short on this sight making references to anal penetration.
01/5/2004 anonymous: bullshit! i'm not worn out at all!
01/5/2004 Jon Matza (3): My instinct is to give this one or two stars, but I'm giving it three a) for Disney's other contributions to the site, b) out of cowardice and c) out of gratitude for specifying that it was feldspar and not me "receiving". But I know Disney can do, and has done, much better than this rather feeble effort. (If it's supposed to be feeble, my apologies.)
01/5/2004 Will Disney: well, i guess i'm glad to see that i can inspire some measure of a) respect and b) fear. i know that this wasn't my strongest outing, shorts-wise, but it was done in the holiday spirit(i.e. while i was drunk), and it is *very* short so it's got that going for it.
01/6/2004 Ewan Snow: Dude, who was that anonymous coward???!!!
01/6/2004 qualcomm: it's me! it's me!
01/6/2004 Will Disney: man i thought that was really ewan. it *sounded* like ewan.