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“Pop,” went the bottle of Asti on TV, just as Mary Alice Shenanagan’s stubborn cherry was giving way under the battering of Silas McShuster’s determined rod.

Strange synchronicity.

Date Written: January 02, 2004
Author: Jimson S. Sorghum
Average Vote: 4.71429

01/6/2004 anonymous (5):
01/6/2004 anonymous (5):
01/6/2004 qualcomm: that is kind of strange.
01/6/2004 Texxx: This would've been awesome if Sting were the one doing the popping.
03/10/2004 John Slocum (5): Fantastic, I loved the names and the use of the words 'stubborn,' 'battering,' and 'determined.' Also there is tremendous force in very few words. To top it off, you mention wine! Splendid!
04/5/2004 Mr. Pony (5): This has a beautiful rhythm to it, and I'm not just saying that because I like women.
05/20/2004 TheBuyer (5):
03/7/2005 deliciousbrains (4): Kind of like when you're reading with the TV on, and someone on TV says the same word you're reading at that moment. Only more X-rated.
12/13/2011 Dylan Danko (4): Did someone say shenanigans?