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"Hey, let's see who has the hairiest genitals," I suggested, staggering to my feet and dropping trou.

My date looked at me blankly across the white tablecloth. Shit. I was always blowing it.

"I meant, hairier genitals," I quickly added, hoping it wasn't too late.

Date Written: January 08, 2004
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 4.1667

01/14/2004 throg (4): Being able to speak good is a very important quality in a mate.
01/14/2004 Will Disney: If there's only two of them on the date, isn't the person with the hairier genitals also the person with the hairiest genitals? What's the significance?
01/14/2004 qualcomm: i don't know ... wanna compare genitals and find out?
01/14/2004 Will Disney: sure. but do you see what i'm saying?
01/14/2004 qualcomm: i think that technically, you're not supposed to use "est" when only two things are being compared. it's persnickety, but then clearly this character is dating a real stiff.
01/14/2004 Will Disney (4): oh shit now i get it.
01/14/2004 Dick Vomit (4): I'm a sucker for any fiction that references the skill set required to ace the TSWE.
01/14/2004 scoop (4): "The impact is all encompassing"
02/10/2004 Mr. Pony: I like this short, four stars worth.
02/10/2004 Mr. Pony (4): Oh. I see that I already gave it four stars at an earlier time. I am self-consistent.
02/10/2004 Mr. Pony: No, no, I guess I didn't. It was the post just before this one in which I voted.
02/10/2004 Mr. Pony: Well, then, I am still self-consistent. Just on a shorter timeline, is all.
05/1/2004 Mr. Pony: I am NOT self-consistent! Now I wish I'd given this a five. Our one-shot voting system is downright TYRANNICAL!
05/2/2004 John Slocum (5): Quick work, I'm going to try this on my next date.