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It's a fact - those with big heads do better in life. As for those who give good head... the same is probably true. And Sonya was the best. She had perfected a technique that was nothing short of perfect. Her dentist, the mail guy, her favorite uncle... All got off. Every single one of 'em. And in good time too. Even her dog couldn't hold back in the face of a good tongue-lashing.

Date Written: January 12, 2004
Author: cuntry
Average Vote: 4

Comments:
01/14/2004 anonymous (4):
01/14/2004 Will Disney: oh yeah? what's her number?
01/14/2004 Dick Vomit: This -- "She had perfected a technque that was nothing short of perfect" -- I find difficult.
08/5/2004 TheBuyer (4): Abandonded guest goodness.