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Jen and I knew it was gonna be lame, and sure enough our trip to Italy with Mr. Burbank’s Social Studies class was a major snoozer! First we saw the colleseum, which was a total dump. Jen was like, whatever, and I sort of agreed. Then we went to Venice and Jen was like, ”gondola much?” which totally made me laugh cuz the whole place was like gondola-ville. Then Mr. Burbank made us go to some Sistine chapel thingy that had all naked superheroes painted on the ceiling which supposedly were all drawn by Michael Angelo. Jen just looked up at it and was like, “this guy had way too much free time.” And I was like, "draw much?" The only good part was on the bus back to the hostel when Jen and I let Jeff Slougher feel us up.

Date Written: January 15, 2004
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 4.4

01/20/2004 anonymous (5):
01/20/2004 anonymous (4):
01/20/2004 Will Disney (4): Yeah, those girls are right. Stupid Italy!
01/20/2004 Jon Matza (5): Pentultimate sentence especially good...
01/20/2004 Dylan Danko (4): I'd ask Ewan to review for unintended typos but I'm sure he'll claim that "godola" was intended.
03/14/2004 Jon Matza: By the way, in all honesty, the 't' was a mistake, but I did mean the 2nd to last sentence ('and I was like...') was the one I dug. This must come as a major relief to you.
03/14/2004 Ewan Snow: Yeah, when Disney implemented the search and I found this, I realized that you must have been referring to that one. I think at first I thought you meant the last line because the penultimate is the same joke as when Jen says "gondola much" earlier. I gotta say, though, the search thing sure is excellent...