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Jerkoff Chain, George W. Bush, Thursday 1/8/04

Time: 9:52pm
1. The wife of the secret service agent – introduced today – wearing a green skirt
2. Laura in dog collar
3. Jenna and Barbara kissing (Bad! Think of something else!)
4. Wife of secret service agent again, this time while secret service agent standing in room next door, not noticing
5. Jenna on knees, fellating (What the fuck? BAD! Think of something else!)
6. Wife of secret service agent, riding, leaning over to kiss Laura in dog-collar
7. “Help me! Let me go! Stop it, George!”
8. POP!
Time: 10:14pm

Date Written: January 16, 2004
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 4

01/22/2004 Benny Maniacs (4): Yeah! It's like everyman's jerk-off train!
01/25/2004 qualcomm: 22-minute frig session. not bad. not bad at all.
01/27/2004 Lenny (4): Ouch! In 22 minutes he only "conjugated the verb" once? I'd be nothing but blisters and bloody ejaculate. Hail to the chief w/ the penis of steel. But I guess running the country into the ground will preoccupy one's mind. It's good he brought in the big guns, then - Jenna fellating I mean.
01/27/2004 Will Disney: i think his rape fantasy was the "big guns".
01/28/2004 annebot (4): You missed the critical "cheney" in the jerkoff chain. Come on, am I the only one who smells the sexual tension there?
01/29/2004 Will Disney: Like what? 8. Cheney's sneer sullied - "Dick! Dick!"
11/1/2004 Streifenbeuteldachs (4): Interestingly a google for 'jerkoff chain' reports only Acme and a bodybuilding site entitled 'Steroidology'. What gives?