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To Do List, Friday, November 4.

- Tape Glass Houses.
- Fuck.
- Form opinion about something in order to forcefully declaim on same at Leonard's housewarming (nxt. Mon., 11/7).
- Gristedes: Entenmann's.
- Commit murder-suicide.
- 3 P.M.: Bushwick flash mob.

Date Written: January 29, 2004
Author: Craig Lewis
Average Vote: 3.6667

02/10/2004 Will Disney: I like bullets #2 and #6 best.
02/10/2004 Dylan Danko: "Life is tough but it's just enough To hold back the tears until it's closing time I survived, I'm still alive But I'm getting close to the borderline Close to the borderline."
02/10/2004 Texxx: This guy is really detail-oriented. I like the list, but it didn't make me laugh.
02/10/2004 Craig Lewis: Danko: don't you dare forget "All For Leyna." Texxx: your detail-oriented comment was witty and made me laugh. (Not be facetious.) We may be be turning a corner in our relationship!
02/10/2004 Dolemite (2): The list feels too short, the items lack thematic resonance, and I didn't think it was all that funny. But the possibility of a reference to Bushwick Bill saved it from 1 star.
03/25/2004 scoop (5): Not as good as Snow, but exhibits billiantosity, nonetheless!
03/25/2004 mr.coffee (4): Made me laugh! Quick send it to HBO, Soprano's needs this ASAP.