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A ROBIN WILLIAMS FUCK-CIRCLE.
Mork was fucking Patch Adams. Patch Adams was fucking Jakob the Liar. Jakob the Liar was fucking Aladdin, which is interesting in light of current geopolitics. Aladdin was fucking Batty Koda (Ferngully: The Last Rainforest) (all-animation voice-over fuck). Jack (Jack) was fucking that fag from The Birdcage, who was fucking Cadillac Man, who was fucking Bicentennial Man, who was fucking the neurologist from Awakenings, who was rubbing his beard against the beard of the psychiatrist from Good Will Hunting (while fucking him). Popeye was fucking Haley Joel Osment. Haley Joel Osmet was fucking Bob Balaban. The disc jockey from Good Morning, Vietnam was fucking the fag teacher from Dead Poets Society, who was fucking whoever Robin Williams played in Jumanji, who was fucking John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (cameo, To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar). Garp was fucking Mrs. Doubtfire.
Date Written: January 30, 2004Comments:
Author: Craig Lewis
Average Vote: 3.6
02/2/2004 Craig Lewis: Gay. Shamelessly derivative of Feldspar's orgy-short. One star.
02/10/2004 Will Disney (5): Sure, it's a rip-off, like you say. Still I think it's really funny.
02/10/2004 qualcomm: jeez, disney gave this a rating and not my original. what a tool. scared of my ratings, disney? fuckin weasel.
02/10/2004 Will Disney: that's because you didn't defile any of my characters, feldspar. my feelings were hurt!
02/10/2004 anonymous: No more anonymous comments or votes.
02/10/2004 qualcomm: oh yeah. i forgot.
02/10/2004 Dylan Danko (4): It's a Moscow On The Hudson away from 5 stars.
02/10/2004 Dylan Danko: A good segue into your next short would have been if someone was fucking Neal Schon.
02/10/2004 Mr. Pony (3): Does it need a punch-line? It might need a punch-line. Reads a little bit like a research project. Popeye, by the way, is one of the ten best movies ever made.
02/10/2004 Craig Lewis: I will rent Popeye. Just for the record, I wrote this before ever having read Feldspar's "original."
02/10/2004 qualcomm: my original. mine. mine mine mine.
02/11/2004 Jon Matza: mine.
02/24/2004 annebot (1): sounds like more of a circle jerk to me. Who wants to play soggy biscuit??!!!??!!
03/25/2004 scoop (5): Not as good as Snow, but brilliant!