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On the Eve of Colostomy

We’ve made it through the polyps

And crohn’s disease, it’s true

We've perfumed the air with pumpkin

And dollops of chickeny poo.

Say goodbye to the little brown eye

Farewell, farewell, farewell

Say goodbye to the little brown eye

In bunghole heaven you’ll dwell

You brought me myriad pleasures

A place to store the spunk

A hole for that salami

The maple sapling trunk

But I’ll say goodbye to the little brown eye

Because that’s what I must do

Say goodbye to the little brown eye

Adieu, adieu, a doo

A wheel is only as good as

The space within its hub,

I’ll be lost with out you, oh holiest of holes,

That is: Hey, I’ll miss you, bub.

And we’ll say goodbye to the little brown eye

With the loudest voice we know

Say goodbye to the little brown eye

I’ll miss you when I go!

Date Written: February 15, 2004
Author: Jimson S. Sorghum
Average Vote: 2.5

02/25/2004 anonymous (5):
02/25/2004 anonymous (1):
02/25/2004 annebot (1): I hate to say this, but "poo" isn't funny all of the time. If I were you I'd focus more on gizzum in the future, who DOESN'T love a cum shot?
02/25/2004 Phony Millions (4): "A wistful backwards glance at one's own asshole, full of world-weary sadness, exploding in tiny shit-nugget epiphanies." - Janet Butlip
02/25/2004 Phony Millions: It's true Annebot; Freud would say that some of us here haven't graduated from the anal stage to the genital stage. In general though isn't someone's ass and what it does funnier than what someone's dick does - I mean, if you had to make a general call?
02/25/2004 Phony Millions: And for that matter, some more vaginal humor - more difficult for us guys, although that guy Jimson seems to have more insight into that, like this short, which is one of my favs. That's aprapos of this one, which is really good on its own butthole terms.
02/25/2004 scoop: Well, Brad, you have not seen the neat-o tricks that I have taught to my penis. Its a three-ring circus down there man, replete with clowns, magic and a freak show.
02/25/2004 qualcomm: ug
02/25/2004 qualcomm (1): i said ug.
02/25/2004 Phony Millions: Damn Scoop! And I thought mine was cool cause it can dance! You're all multi-media...
02/25/2004 annebot: Ok dudes, you just bought yourself a ticket to VAJ city!!! From now on it will be vag this vaj that. I love India's prime minister Vajpayee!
02/25/2004 Phony Millions: Yikes Feldspar - one? Your sensibility is offended, or what?
02/25/2004 annebot: Oh but scoop, you are still lacking a bearded lady at your wang circus if ya know what I mean cha ching?!?!
02/25/2004 qualcomm: this is 3rd rate stern stuff.
02/25/2004 Benny Maniacs (3): I'll make like a buddhist and take the middle path.
02/26/2004 Mr. Pony: I wouldn't go so far as to call Stern 3rd rate.