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I've worked with junior high kids for over fifteen years now, and I have a confession to make: I probably learn more from these youngsters than they ever learn from me! While it's not easy to convey a sense of exactly what I mean by these words, I'll do my best. The essence of what I'm driving at, I suppose, is this: I have long been, currently am, and always will be, a cunt.

Date Written: February 17, 2004
Author: Jon Matza
Average Vote: 4

Comments:
02/26/2004 Texxx: I prefer the word 'chooch.'
02/26/2004 Mr. Pony (4): This one should have not made me laugh. It did, though. Sorry.
02/26/2004 anonymous (5): I wish to express my fervent hope that this youth-group leader character is not based on Jeff Lowenstein, of Chef Chow's Lowenstein Tea Record fame.
02/26/2004 Dylan Danko (4): Come on Lewis, it was Jeff's brother Mike. 54 Cups in one sitting.
02/26/2004 anonymous: Whatever. All I know is that Ricky Davis got a sweet hummer from Tej Rae in 7th grade.
02/26/2004 Ewan Snow (4): I laughed.
02/26/2004 Phony Millions (4): I snickered and like the brevity.
02/27/2004 qualcomm (3): author: i think you strongly share the feelings/POV expressed in the last sentence of this short, which, for no apparent reason at all, merits demerits. asshole.
02/27/2004 Jon Matza: at least I have a plausible argument here.