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A Sick Pet.

By Craig Lewis

"I feel sick," said Arnie the Aardvark. It was a bright sunny day in Candy-Wandy Land.

"Yeah, I feel sick too," said Buckminster the Bull Mastiff, the Lord Mayor's pet dog. "Sick and tired of your bullshit, you fat fuck."

A marshmellow cloud drifted past.

The End.

Date Written: February 24, 2004
Author: Craig Lewis
Average Vote: 4

03/2/2004 Will Disney: huh? did you replace an older short with this? or are you psychic?
03/2/2004 Craig Lewis: Replaced older short. Not psychic.
03/2/2004 Will Disney (4): i always liked that gag.
04/8/2004 Mr. Pony: Why is this marked as an inside short?