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Despite his grave embarrassment over his hives, Jon Feldspar decided he had to masturbate into the webcam if he wanted to get anywhere with horny_slut6969. He flopped his freezer-bag-sized, red, puffy scrotum into his hands and "logged on."

Date Written: April 15, 2002
Author: Jimson S. Sorghum
Average Vote: 3.25

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