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The Radical Jewish Brotherhood flew at Mach seventeen in their Penis-Fighters, which were clearly out-maneuvered by the more aerodynamic Penis-Craft of their nemisi - the Nuclear Hispanic Brigade. Micha Rosenstein increased the speed in his fighter by jerking off the circumsized throttle (admittedly, all this was a strange change of art direction in sci-fi movies, but one that would harvest a campy aura of respect, if only 1 1/2 stars on IMDB). Rosenstein's helmeted fighter dove down into the swarm of angered Catholic Craft, which fired sticky plasma shots all over him.

“I’m hit! I’m hit!”, said Rosenstein, but no sooner did he say it than his pubic droid in the back seat had managed to repair the damage. But he wasn’t out of danger yet.
"I got one under my balls, Shapiro! Can you take him?"
"I'm on him, Rosey!"

Shapiro plastered the Spicrocket, and suddenly the rest of the Radical Jewish Brothers aggressively dicked into the melee. Soon they had blinded three quarters of the Hispanic fleet with their thick, molten plasma. But unseen by any of the Jews was a long, black craft, coming from the other direction – and it was piloted by none other than Lionel Blackmon, the oldest and most experienced of the old cockfighter guard.

You know how it ends, anyway. The guy who was on the screen most wins. The COCK WAR OF ALL AGES poster became a huge hit and ended up making the producers of the movie enough money to make a really high-budget western called MY VAGINA SINGS SOPRANO.

Date Written: February 24, 2004
Author: Benny Maniacs
Average Vote: 3

Comments:
03/2/2004 Jimson S. Sorghum (2):
03/2/2004 Will Disney (4): i disagree with jimson - this is a good one! it creates its own penile reality.
03/2/2004 qualcomm (3): yeah, it has a real forced quality to it. 3's a stretch. a gift.
03/2/2004 Jon Matza (3): I'm torn...some work and care obviously went into this, and I liked "sticky plasma shots". But yeah, something about the tone and/or subject matter seems exhausted. Sorry, pal.
03/2/2004 scoop (3): I do enjoy being swept away in to this magical world, but it feels a little too "penisy".
03/2/2004 Phony Millions (4): I'm with Will - total penile reality. I like the slap at the organized religion in this silly kid-imagination way; that's what's funny for me.
03/4/2004 annebot (1): I strongly believe the person who wrote this sleeps on Star Wars sheets.
06/24/2004 TheBuyer (4): man that's penisy, but it ain't no fuckin 1 star, ya an-vanity-site-blogger-expatriot-nabot!
06/24/2004 Benny Maniacs: WORD!
11/19/2004 TheBuyer: 'aggressively dicked into the melee'
12/7/2004 TheBuyer: pussy
12/7/2004 TheBuyer: shit.