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Nicky had the men lined up on Jessica’s right cheek. They were preparing for the siege.

“Huwwy uuuup!” said Jessica.
“You’re in no position to make demands, little lady. You’re on my turf now.”
“No. That’s my tuwf.” She whined. She was a plucky little thing. Sergeant Jed lowered the tip of his M16. into the crevasse. “All clear!” Nicky yelled, in the seargent’s authoritative tone. “I’m goin’ in!”
“What’re you doing in there, children.” Called Mommy. Mommy. He hadn’t banked on this. Not yet. He pulled the rose bud panties up over the fleshy hills. It was too late for Sergeant Jed. He was lost.

Jessica sat up quickly. Too quickly.
“OW!” she yelled.
"Shhh!" said Nicky.
“Ok.” Said Jessica. “I’w shuddup. But next time I go fewst. And we pway wif ponies.”

Thus little Nicky was introduced to the joy of women, and the horror....oh, the horror.

Date Written: March 01, 2004
Author: Jimson S. Sorghum
Average Vote: 3.75

03/5/2004 Will Disney: what's going on with this one, again?
03/5/2004 scoop (3): Yeah, women really suck.
03/5/2004 anonymous: A version of "Playing Dr." Only with army men.
03/5/2004 Jon Matza (4): That's pretty good, once you know what's going on. I wouldn't have gotten it without the explanation though.
03/5/2004 Mr. Pony: Yuck!
03/5/2004 Benny Maniacs (4): Yeah. Absract at first and then clear.
03/29/2004 Dylan Danko (4):