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Paddy wagons crammed with half-naked confused men, women and children idled at the intersection. A pyre of black jackets, white shirts stained with perspiration and yarmulkes sent ash swirling into the air. A stiff breeze blew a Purim megillah holder rolling down the street along with a nest of brown paper bags and candy wrappers.

Things, as they often do with the Jews, had taken a turn.

Tyrrone and his friend Dayvon watched as the paddy wagons rumbled away.

"Whad' up?"

"I don't know. They relocating them Jews or something."



"You know what they say, B."


"More money more problems, dawg, more money more problems."

"Word, word."

Date Written: March 04, 2004
Author: scoop
Average Vote: 4.1429

03/9/2004 Craig Lewis (4): Shouldn't that be mo' money, mo' problems?
03/9/2004 Will Disney: this one is kinda funny. or interesting. funny interesting. interesting funny. not funny and somewhat interesting. not sure.
03/9/2004 Dylan Danko (4): Disney, it's funny. You're welcome
03/9/2004 Jimson S. Sorghum (3):
03/9/2004 qualcomm (4): splendid idea. more care in the writing would have garnered 5 stars of david.
03/9/2004 Moe-Ron (5): i love jokes about jews. and this one made me LOL.
03/9/2004 Vampa1978 (4): Quoting P-Ditty and the family makes me hard.
03/9/2004 scoop: Big ups to my peeps in Iz-rey-el. And all my niggaz in da terra-tories. What! One Love. Peace.
03/9/2004 Dylan Danko: Disney, I think we should be able to vote on comments as well. 5 Stars to Scoop!
03/23/2004 Mr. Pony (5): This is horrible.
03/25/2004 anonymous (1): Too, too easy. Holocaust, ubiquity of hip-hop culture.