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“Are you part Asian?”

“Yeah, I’m Asian/Russian fusion.”

“Where’s Fusia?”

Date Written: March 11, 2004
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 2.4

03/16/2004 Will Disney: the title 'joke' helped me. I feel like this one could have been taken a bit further.
03/16/2004 John Slocum (2): It is a joke, but is it a short?
03/16/2004 Benny Maniacs (1): Sometimes "Jokes" aren't "Funny".
03/16/2004 qualcomm: this reminds me of a joke the old man used to relate about some clown in his high school history class, who, when asked what countries were involved in the Crimean War, responded, "Russia, Prussia and Mussia." Now that's funny.
03/16/2004 Jon Matza: I don't think this translates too well to the page, but I could see it going over with the right delivery.
03/16/2004 Dylan Danko (1): 1/2 star for the short and 1/2 star for the lerpa's joke.
12/1/2004 Will Disney: nice rating, snow!
12/1/2004 qualcomm (3): this isn't nearly as bad as other stuff
03/1/2005 Will Disney: ha it's still the lowest rated short though, qualcomm.
03/24/2005 Mr. Pony (5):
03/24/2005 Ewan Snow: Okay, pony, that's where I draw the line. I demand you give me a one star vote on another short for this! How dare you? How dare you?!
03/24/2005 Mr. Pony: Ohhhhh, shut up, you fucking diva.
03/24/2005 Ewan Snow: No, you.