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Date Written: March 23, 2004
Author: Mr. Pony
Average Vote: 4.2

Comments:
03/26/2004 Mr. Pony: Dear Friends,
For your amusement and enrichment, a high-resolution version of this image is available at no cost to you here. Once downloaded to your computer, printed out on a high quality digital press, and suitably framed, it will, I hope, enhance your sitting room or bedchamber in a way that satisfies you to completion. I pray it will bring you and your loved ones untold pleasures for years to come. I see this as the very least I can do to thank you all for a wonderful year.

Very sincerely yours,
Mr. Pony
03/30/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (3): What the fuck, Pony!?! I have a daughter!
03/30/2004 Will Disney (4): disturbing!
03/30/2004 John Slocum (4): uuuuuugggghhhh. The Lerpa has shoulder, wrist and back-of-knee hair.
03/30/2004 Ewan Snow (4): uuuuuugggghhhh. The Lerpa wears Uggs!
03/30/2004 qualcomm (5): It's... like looking in a mirror... gives me a Lerpasm!
03/30/2004 anonymous: Does The Lerpa really float off the ground like that? I sort of think this drawing is inaccurate.
03/30/2004 qualcomm: hey look, it's the most inexplicably anonymous comment yet!
03/30/2004 Mr. Pony: Is it possible that the Lerpa has reached the apex of a modest vertical leap?
03/30/2004 Mr. Pony: Yes. I second The Lerpa's motion that the anonymous feature be done away with entirely. If you want some anonymity, use a second identity!
03/30/2004 scoop: You sort of get the impression that this is just the Olive Garden of Pony's debauched imagination, and that somewhere in the well-ordered cubicles in Pony's phantasmagoric head -- where he keeps his pictures and drawings -- are some real five-star, gourmet perversions.
03/30/2004 Benny Maniacs (4): I'm with scoop, but also, it's better than I can do.
03/30/2004 Moe-Ron (4): i hate The Lerpa!
03/30/2004 John Slocum: I hate and love the Lerpa
03/30/2004 qualcomm: you have no idea how long it took to capture me in mid-jump while maintaining an effortless expression and keeping my legs perfectly straight.
03/30/2004 anonymous: I'd fuck the Lerpa...
03/30/2004 anonymous: anon_b, you're such a fucking coward! Why don't you make your claims in public?
03/30/2004 Mr. Pony: Scoop, I thank you for what I can only assume is a complement, but your implication that I have an inner Olive Garden makes me want to force-feed you a steel cable, fuse the ends, and keep you on a charm bracelet for the rest of your life. Also punch you.
03/30/2004 Jon Matza (4):
03/30/2004 scoop (5): Don't assume Pony. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and The Lerpa.
03/30/2004 Mr. Pony: Well, that's handy. Maybe they should spell it differently.
03/30/2004 anonymous: both of you fucking anon assholes are cowards!
03/30/2004 anonymous: God, that joke never ever gets old.
03/31/2004 John Slocum: Pony: There's an Austrian artist (forgot name - will get it) who has lurid sexual/torture sketches (spikes abutting testicles, people shitting in each other's mouths, etc) and his works are peppered with 'figure 1a' and 'figure 2.' You don't happen to know this guy, do you? He's not an inspiration or anything, is he?
03/31/2004 anonymous: wow Pony, it's so "in your face". Anon user-C needs to chill and ride. I'd still fuck the Lerpa.
03/31/2004 Mr. Pony: John Slocum: No, but he sounds dreadful. This drawing took a lot out of me. It's so horrible, and I usually only draw extremely pretty things. However, if you do remember the name of this beastly Australian, please kindly post it here.
08/19/2004 scoop: The confidence, the swagger, the attitude of The Lerpa.
08/19/2004 Jon Matza: I'd like to see anyone besides the Lerpa swagger & levitate simultaneously!
09/26/2004 Streifenbeuteldachs (5): Who or what is The Lerpa? Anyway, this image was profoundly disgusting, and arousing.
06/24/2005 Jon Matza: Hey Pony, that link you posted on the first comment is broken...I guess it's not so fucking "high res" after all. [Matza spikes air football, goes into wobbly-kneed victory dance]
06/24/2005 Mr. Pony: Hey Matza, I'm not sure what link you're talking about. Do you mean this link? Because this link seems to work just fine. I really hope that in the future you'll actually check these links before reporting any errors to me. Oh, look; this one works too. Huh. I hope you don't feel too foolish.
06/24/2005 Jon Matza: Those aren't links...they're hyperlinks! [Matza moonwalks across mirrored room naked]
06/24/2005 Mr. Pony: Touché! [Pony bows deeply, slips on half a grapefruit, and tumbles backward down a flight of stairs. Seriously injured, his body is rebuilt by NASA using cybernetic limbs, giving him four times the strength of a normal man of his height and build. Pony wanders the country helping those in need. Years later, he is apparently killed saving a bus full of school children from driving over an oceanside cliff in Oregon. His body is never recovered. All twenty-seven children escape with only minor injuries.]
06/25/2005 Hitler: I wonder if one of those children in the bus will some day grow up to be... well, grow up to be the next me!
06/25/2005 Jon Matza: Or even the next Himmler?
06/25/2005 Joseph Yurndt: Or me!
06/25/2005 Mr. Pony: It's true. At some point in the future, I will help create Joseph Yurndt, who may or may not one day become Spacelord.