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"I'm sorry...weird!...I mean, that's never happened before," said Reg Nelson, breaking the uncomfortable silence that followed his twenty-sixth premature ejaculation in forty-one lifetime fuck attempts. The hasty spooging raised Nelson's career PEA nine points, to .634.

Date Written: March 23, 2004
Author: Craig Lewis
Average Vote: 4.2

03/29/2004 Will Disney (4): good one
03/29/2004 Dylan Danko (4): Yeah, the kids coming up these days all seem to have hasty spooging problems when they make it to the show.
03/29/2004 John Slocum (5): What the fuck, I laughed a good hearty outward laugh at this one. Bien joué!
03/30/2004 scoop (4):
05/24/2004 TheBuyer (4): been there, dude. autobiographical shorts tho, one star off