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Deborah Norville and Katie Couric were MAKING OUT. Then I walked into the room, and I was like, “okay, which one of you bitches wants some?” That’s when they started FIGHTING. Hair getting pulled – you know – feathers flying. These fucking girls. So anyway later Katie was fellating me but she pulled back for a sec and was like, “oh my god, I have a husband, i’m a real person, etc”. Just as my SPIRITS were going down due to all this talking, over walks Deborah carrying this large dildo. She puts her finger over her lips so that I won’t say anything to Katie. JESUS CHRIST this Deborah can sure hold a grudge. Anyway, I talked Katie into getting back to work – I was like, “Katie, I'm losing my boner! Come on!” So Deborah walks up right behind her with the dildo all greased up – you can imagine where things went from there. Dildo up the poop chute, Katie runs out screaming, and somehow the next day i’m the asshole. I swear - sometimes I feel like I just can’t win.
Date Written: March 24, 2004
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 3.625