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Deborah Norville and Katie Couric were MAKING OUT. Then I walked into the room, and I was like, “okay, which one of you bitches wants some?” That’s when they started FIGHTING. Hair getting pulled – you know – feathers flying. These fucking girls. So anyway later Katie was fellating me but she pulled back for a sec and was like, “oh my god, I have a husband, i’m a real person, etc”. Just as my SPIRITS were going down due to all this talking, over walks Deborah carrying this large dildo. She puts her finger over her lips so that I won’t say anything to Katie. JESUS CHRIST this Deborah can sure hold a grudge. Anyway, I talked Katie into getting back to work – I was like, “Katie, I'm losing my boner! Come on!” So Deborah walks up right behind her with the dildo all greased up – you can imagine where things went from there. Dildo up the poop chute, Katie runs out screaming, and somehow the next day i’m the asshole. I swear - sometimes I feel like I just can’t win.

Date Written: March 24, 2004
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 3.625

Comments:
03/30/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (2): I can't stand to see fighting between stars of that caliber.
03/30/2004 qualcomm (4):
03/30/2004 Will Disney: i can't believe deborah norville is still upset!
03/30/2004 Mr. Pony (4): Did we make Terrence an author?
03/30/2004 Jimson S. Sorghum (4):
03/30/2004 scoop (4): poop chute. Ha!
03/30/2004 Dylan Danko (4): Solid!
03/30/2004 scoop: Katie is a widow; she has no husband, asshole. He died of colon cancer, making the poop chute joke that much crueler.
03/30/2004 Moe-Ron (3): that last comment was me, not scoop. i wouldn't want to sully his perfect humor record with that subpar comment. my apologies
03/30/2004 anonymous: moe-ron - this short was set in the early 90's, ok? so it's cool, right?
03/31/2004 Moe-Ron: yeah, its cool. my apologies.
08/27/2005 The Rid (4):