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Snowy, tongue hanging out and panting, looked at Tintin lying face down on the floor. Normally at this juncture, having bothered to tie the little Belgian journalist slut’s hands to a post and his feet to two metal rings on opposite walls so his legs were spread wide and his crack slightly ajar, he would leap on his androgynous ass and fuck it with his little pink doggy boner. He would bark in Tintin’s ear about how hard King Ottokar’s sceptre was, or about sticking an Arumbayan dart in his ass. If he were feeling particularly randy, he might bark about flying his rocket to the moon and exploring all of Tintin's deep crevasses, until it was time for him to spray his canine spunk in Tintin’s hair. But maybe not so fast this time. Maybe this time he would draw it out, maybe dart his tongue in and out of his tight little asshole for a while, play with him, tease him. Maybe this time Snowy would make Tintin beg for it.

Date Written: March 31, 2004
Author: John Slocum
Average Vote: 3.4

Comments:
04/2/2004 Craig Lewis (3): And then Astérix fucked someone too, etcetera.
04/2/2004 Mr. Pony (3): Why?
04/2/2004 scoop (3): This feels like a paint-by-numbers short. Although I do like the "normally at this juncture" line.
04/2/2004 John Slocum: Pony: I wanted to turn cute little snowy into a monster.
04/2/2004 John Slocum: could have done it better
04/2/2004 Mr. Pony: I think scoop nailed it. Aside from the barren references, there's nothing to really tie the story to Snowy. Could've just as easily been Piglet doing Christopher Robin.
04/2/2004 John Slocum: great idea!
04/2/2004 Dylan Danko (3): SOrry Slocum. I chuckled at the spunk in the hair thing but...
04/2/2004 John Slocum: Danko, how could you? How could you do this to me? After all the fucking wine I give you!
04/2/2004 John Slocum: The spunk in the hair was meant to explain why Tintin's hair has that curl in front, like 'Something about Mary.' Was that obvious?
04/2/2004 Dylan Danko: Ah, I didn't catch that. I want MORE WINE!!!!
04/2/2004 anonymous: WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNE! Wine.
04/2/2004 Craig Lewis: Slocum, Danko. Here's the thing. There are FOUR (count 'em) huge Arsenal matches in the next eight days. The Man U match is tomorrow (6am; can we do it?); Chelsea Champions League tie on Tuesday aprés-midi; 7am (NYC time) Liverpool Premiership tie on Good Friday; and Newcastle on Easter Sunday. Oh, will the Gunners be tested! You fellas in for any/all of these matches? What about you, The Lerpa? Slocum, can you check at The Red Lion to see if they'll be showing these?
04/2/2004 Dylan Danko: Lewis we are way ahead of you. Maybe if you picked up your fucking phone you would know that, douche.
04/2/2004 anonymous: Slocum, I think you're full of shit! French wines are way worse than American! Have you ever tried Thunderbird, Night Train Express or MD 20/20? No? So I guess you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Why don't you go back to France and twist a cork screw up your ass!
04/2/2004 John Slocum: anon_user_b: you make some good points. I guess you're right.
04/2/2004 John Slocum: Wait a second...you're kidding, aren't you?
04/2/2004 anonymous: Yeah, I guess I am. Seriously, you should shove it up there without twisting!
04/2/2004 anonymous: Plus, you admitted I was right. Are you back pedaling?
04/2/2004 Cabot: Soccer sucks.
04/2/2004 John Slocum: Yah, I admitted you were right and I must have been serious, so I guess you're right again that I'm backpedaling
04/2/2004 Ewan Snow: What about indoor soccer? Futbol Americano? Arena football? The XFL?
04/2/2004 John Slocum: Cabot: nice work, you're right, soccer sucks
04/2/2004 Cabot: Yeah. All that.
04/2/2004 Ewan Snow: Slocum, I was just having a little fun; I'm anon_b. Seriously, though, you should check out MD 20/20. It has a charming hint of kerosene with Sterno highlights.
04/2/2004 Ewan Snow: Also, seriosuly, you should go back to France.
04/2/2004 John Slocum: If you're anon_user_b, who's cabot?
04/2/2004 John Slocum: Snow: je ne parle pas chien faché vingt/vingt.
04/2/2004 Cabot: Cabot est Cabot.
04/2/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (5): best comic related short ever.
04/2/2004 John Slocum: Thank you Ferucio, you clearly have the strongest moral fiber of the lot.