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As soon as he got home Danny ran to the back yard with his lips pursed in concentration. He didn’t stop to drop off any of his stuff at home or anything. He just jumped the old wood-board fence and ran into the forest without even stopping once.

He ran until he reached the clearing in the woods where the three oaks towered in the sky. At their base the trunks pressed together so closely that they formed a narrow, hidden shaft. It was Danny's favorite spot, his secret. And it was just big enough for him to crawl into.

Then, goddamn it what now, an electronic chirp from his goddamned suitcase. Cell phone. He looked at the caller ID. Jamison.

“Make me happy, Jamison, you fucking fuck.”

“Well, if you want a fucking job maybe you will.”

“Ha-Ha. That’s me laughing. If you think I’m kidding come in the office tomorrow morning without those documents vetted you ham-and-egger.”

“Oh yeah, and another thing.”

He flipped the phone closed and tossed it in to his expensive fucking suitcase. He took no satisfaction in imagining Jamison standing there, fashionably tiny phone pressed to his head, trembling, waiting for his next order. Instead, he pulled out his Swiss Army knife, fingernailed the blade open and began carving his initials in to the forbidden walls of Fort Danny.

Date Written: April 09, 2004
Author: scoop
Average Vote: 3.5714

04/14/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (4): awww sweet.
04/14/2004 Craig Lewis (4): Good one.
04/14/2004 Mr. Pony (4):
04/14/2004 Will Disney (3): sure
04/14/2004 Will Disney: maybe that should've been a 3.5
04/15/2004 mr.coffee (2): sorry...didn't get it
04/15/2004 scoop: Hey everybody! Let's all make an effort to write down to mr. coffee's level so he can understand all our grown-up shorts. It doesn't seem fair to write shorts that his simple, handsome brain can't get. Egalite!
04/15/2004 mr.coffee: You've shown your own pathetic level by writing a feedback attacking my misunderstanding of a completely pathetic short. grow the fuck up Scoop
04/15/2004 Ewan Snow (4): sorry...didn't get it
04/16/2004 Mr. Pony: Ewan, your voting practices continue to befuddle me!
04/16/2004 Ewan Snow: I was just making fun of mr. coffee, or rather agreeing with scoop (see below). I liked this short okay and did, in fact, get it.
04/16/2004 Mr. Pony: Ah! Okay.
05/14/2004 TheBuyer (4): retroactive tasty four