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Date Written: April 14, 2004
Author: Mr. Pony
Average Vote: 4.80952

04/20/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (5): I like it when everybody wins.
04/20/2004 John Slocum (5): This got me really hot under the collar
04/20/2004 John Slocum: This is fantastic. I love the irregular presentation.
04/20/2004 qualcomm (5): IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!
04/20/2004 qualcomm: oh god...
04/20/2004 qualcomm: yeah...
04/20/2004 qualcomm: nnnnnnnng!
04/20/2004 Ewan Snow (5): It makes me sick to think how much work this must have been. Good thing Acme pays so well. Disney! Where's Pony's check?
04/20/2004 Jon Matza (5): Looks professional! The AI's boots caused erotic stirrings in my loin-shank.
04/20/2004 qualcomm: i can wear those boots for you, matza.
04/20/2004 qualcomm: i just saw the "Boo." on my third reading. hooray.
04/20/2004 Benny Maniacs (5): The masterpeice of Ponies everywhere.
04/20/2004 Will Disney (5): beautiful
04/20/2004 Moe-Ron (5): Moe-ron delurks to give this masterpiece a 5-er.
04/20/2004 mr.coffee (5): well done
04/20/2004 Maxwell Demon (5): More fighting! More making out! Yay!
04/20/2004 Dylan Danko (5): I haven't looked at it yet but I guess I have to give it a 5 regardless.
04/20/2004 scoop: This is the most overrated thing on this site since Penny fucking Pulaski.
04/20/2004 qualcomm: what about when they make out, though? that's two girls.
04/20/2004 scoop: The Lerpa: This one was more telegraphed than the Siamese Driver one from yesterday you loved so much. With all due respect, of course to the author who clearly put a lot of time, effort and fantasy points in to this.
04/20/2004 qualcomm: in this case, it wasn't so much a telegraphed punchline as destiny. hot sticky destiny, involving girl-parts! the interdict meat. haunch, rib and thigh. oh god...
04/20/2004 scoop: Watch it pal, some of that interdict meat belongs to the auhor's wife, if I'm not mistaken. And I'm not a'done masturbating to it my own self.
04/20/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: I gotta agree with the scoop there. Pony, were you drawing from reference? Cause if, Hoo boy!
04/20/2004 qualcomm: it doesn't really "belong" to her, scoop. it is now the communal property of the AcmeShorts Free Democratic Collective.
04/20/2004 anonymous: Kinda like The Lerpa!
04/20/2004 qualcomm: that's what i was referring to, you twerp!
04/20/2004 anonymous: maybe you're the twerpa, lerp.
04/20/2004 qualcomm: yeah, i guess that's possible.
04/20/2004 Tiddlycove (5): Nothing less than 5 would make any sense.
04/20/2004 qualcomm: kind of a chaste-looking kiss, on reconsideration...
04/20/2004 Dylan Danko: So Scoop, why are you not voting?
04/20/2004 qualcomm: he wants to give it a four, and he just can't bring himself to ruin pony's perfect score
04/20/2004 Ewan Snow: Yes, my main problem with it is that there's no skin. It should have continued with some hot all female AI action.
04/20/2004 Ewan Snow: I should say my "only" problem with it.
04/20/2004 qualcomm: no, dude, it's what's revealed that gives you a boner.
04/20/2004 Vampa1978 (5): Would have liked to see more titty...maybe even a little bum-bum.
04/20/2004 qualcomm: fun-rump!
04/20/2004 Vampa1978: It's amazing...a little cartoon kissy-kissy and everyone goes wild and throws fives out like candy and ullulates like a bunch of Iraqi's at the sighting of an American tank rolling down a dusty boulevard. What would happen if there was some titty and some stylishly shaved nani?
04/20/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: stylishly shaved nani... Maybe the AI would have it shaved like a 01. What's up wiith the black cross tattoo on the hacker's arm, Pony?
04/20/2004 Vampa1978: Vote Scoop...vote.
04/20/2004 Ewan Snow: I assumed she would have a big hairy AI bush.
04/20/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Pony, now that I've scrutinized the details of this short a third go around, I notice that the hacker's bum-bum fun-rump is mmm...huh. It's somewhat flat. Her legs and arms are nice and rubbery, but there's no cheeks on the bum-bum fun rump. The AI is packin', no doubt. What happened? Did you miss that day at Xavier's institute for gifted drawers?
04/20/2004 John Slocum: I love this just the way it is and I gave it a 5 for artistry and conceptualization.
04/21/2004 Jimson S. Sorghum (5): Fan-fricken-tastic.
04/21/2004 Mr. Pony: You all have my sincere thanks for your kind words.
04/21/2004 scoop: How's this for a kind word: OVERRATED.
04/21/2004 Dylan Danko: Very kind indeed considering you refuse to put your vote next to your words. Coward!
04/21/2004 Mr. Pony: Now, now, Dylan--I think Scoop has something to say.
04/21/2004 Ewan Snow: Pony, how long'd it take you to make this?
04/21/2004 Mr. Pony: Many many hours. I guess it's not really a short short in the classic sense.
04/21/2004 qualcomm: one time it took me three hours just to type a comma.
04/21/2004 Ewan Snow: How'd it come out?
04/21/2004 qualcomm: wet and poopy
04/22/2004 Dick Vomit (5): If ever there were a five in all of Fivedom, this is it. The lesbian payoff hurts me, though, you insensitive son of a bitch. Oooh...oh, look. Girls lapping each other's face holes. Great, Pony. Yeah. Also: AI poon would be the power socket.
04/23/2004 scoop: Three stars!
04/23/2004 Mr. Pony: Well, okay then.
04/28/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Aargh.
04/28/2004 Mr. Pony: Ahuuh-waah?
04/28/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Oh, nothing.
04/28/2004 Mr. Pony: No, what?
04/28/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Seriously. It's all cool. Relax. Nothing happened.
04/28/2004 Mr. Pony: Okay. You sure?
04/28/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Mmm. (sniff) Yeah...fine.
04/29/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Huh, so that's it.
04/29/2004 qualcomm: i like how vomit's personal experiences have poisoned hot lesbian action for him for all time.
04/29/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Are you privy to some info on Vomit's life that you'd like to share? It sounds good...
04/29/2004 qualcomm: no.
05/26/2004 TheBuyer (5): right, ya. 100%
06/23/2004 Will Disney: can i get this on a mug, please?
06/23/2004 TheBuyer: that would be a really big mug. more like a bucket. Acme coffee buckets.
06/24/2004 Great Satan (5): Wowzers. 666
08/11/2004 scoop: Fuck it. Three stars.
08/31/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: That's effing full color-tainment!
09/1/2004 Litcube (5):
01/24/2005 The Rid: What if someone foured this short?
01/24/2005 The Rid (5): Just kiddin'.
05/22/2005 Poop (5): I've come back to this many times. Hooray!
09/6/2005 qualcomm: that asian intelligence girl has man hands
07/3/2006 Litcube: You are the worst kind of racist.
05/2/2008 Marvin_Bernstein (1): this sucks dudes
02/27/2009 Mr. Pony: Ow!