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Date Written: April 26, 2004
Author: Mr. Pony
Average Vote: 4

Comments:
05/4/2004 TheBuyer (4): Warm.
I like warm.
When does Penny come in?
05/4/2004 anonymous: Thank you so much, TheBuyer! You may be relatively new here, but already you feel like part of the family. I love you!
05/4/2004 Maxwell Demon (4): This makes me feel prettier than Yeoman Rand on Venus drug!?
05/4/2004 anonymous: Bless you, Maxwell! Has anyone ever told you that you're like the Riddler, in a good way? Diabolical! I love you!
05/4/2004 Will Disney (5): i'll give this 5 for being our first self-managed flash short.
05/4/2004 Mr. Pony: It was only self-managed because you built the tools to make it possible, Will! You take extremely good care of us! I love you!
05/4/2004 scoop: "Pony Crony"
05/4/2004 Mr. Pony: Oh, scoop, you're constantly over-estimating me! Sometimes I fear your credit and your friendship is far more than I deserve! Still, I'm glad to have you in my corner! I love you!
05/4/2004 qualcomm: this music is really more appropriate for the acme fuckdome.
05/4/2004 Mr. Pony: Maybe, the Lerpa, but no one ever fucked to this music! This music is all about romance! And Vaseline on the lens! I should say, though, that Acme Lovedome owes its genesis at least in part to you. You made me realize that it was wrong to create a place for fighting without also creating a place for loving! You are very wise, the Lerpa, and you have a knack for cutting right to the heart of the matter! I love you!
05/4/2004 qualcomm: the loungey look and the lusty music give me wood. i was expecting the more pastoral love theme, with a floral backdrop. this is the lustdome.
05/4/2004 scoop: "Acme Fingerdome"
05/4/2004 Mr. Pony: I considered several different themes for the lovedome, including the theme from the Care Bears and that song they always play when they show forests in cartoons. The Theme from Kirk's Quarters from Star Trek seemed most appropriate, to balance out the music from ACME THUNDERDOME!!
05/4/2004 Mr. Pony: Fingerdome! I love you guys!
05/4/2004 scoop: "Acme Make-Her-Smell-Them-Afterward-Dome"
05/4/2004 qualcomm: did you consider the spock-just-realizing-that-feelings-are-valid-after-being-sprayed-by-a-space-daffodil music?
05/4/2004 Benny Maniacs (4): I wonder if we need something between Pony's lovely but obviously bi-polar architecture; a dome for people with lots of apathy, possibly. Or Bored Dome. The music could be They Might Be Giants.
05/4/2004 Mr. Pony: Do you have a copy of said music? Or do you know its title?
05/4/2004 Benny Maniacs: No!
05/4/2004 Mr. Pony: Sweet and earnest Benny! Beneath your grim exterior beats the heart of a poet! I love you!
05/4/2004 Mr. Pony: Oh, no, no, Benny--I was talking to the Lerpa there. I won't torture you with TMBG today! No, sir, no torturing of any kind, today! Today is for LOVING!!
05/4/2004 Benny Maniacs: OK DOME!!
05/4/2004 Mr. Pony: Everything can fit under domes!
05/4/2004 scoop (2): Will these two stars fit?
05/4/2004 Benny Maniacs: Scoop giving Pony two stars dome!! DUN DUN DAAAH!
05/4/2004 Mr. Pony: Just fine! I see each of those two stars as an extension of you, and each one is gladly welcomed into Acme Lovedome.
05/4/2004 scoop: I actually thought they represented you and me and we were holding hands along the beach...
05/4/2004 scoop: ... in preperation for the saltiest fingerbang on the eastern seaboard!
05/4/2004 Maxwell Demon: Those stars are the withered arms of scoop’s love pony; he’s trying so hard to hug you…
05/4/2004 Mr. Pony: That works for me too!
05/4/2004 Benny Maniacs: Something's gotta give here - is it possible to have a Pony Vs. Scoop match-up in the Love Dome, or isn't it like that.
05/4/2004 Mr. Pony: I know that scoop's soul may seem desiccated and doomed, but I think with a little love, he can be fully brought back to the lush and humid jungles of humanity! I love you, scoop! We all love you!
05/4/2004 TheBuyer: Two men enter. One man leaves.
05/4/2004 TheBuyer: I meant they love-fight in there.
I don't want to enter.
...there's no digging out of that comment, is there?
05/4/2004 Mr. Pony: I love you just the same.
05/4/2004 senator: I've got your purple lovedome right here.
05/4/2004 Mr. Pony: Senator, it's good to have you back! I love you, too.
05/4/2004 Phony Millions (4): You know that Star Trek music is really listenable on its own merit. Riffing off Wagner, Holst...
05/4/2004 Mr. Pony: ...and whoever popularized the bell tree! I love you, Brad!
06/20/2004 Mr. Pony: I can't sleep!
06/20/2004 John Slocum: More red wine, mr. pony.
06/21/2004 TheBuyer: Mr. Pony couldn't sleep at 3AM-EDT, midnight where I am. John Slocum recommended [and rightly so] booze three hours earlier. Is this a paradox? Will the weapon be deployed? Is Janeway merely a Kirk/Picard caricature or would she really know how to react to this temporal anomoly?
06/21/2004 TheBuyer: ...jesus i am a idiot. never mind, I figured it out.
06/21/2004 Mr. Pony: Y'know, I've always thought Janeway was based on Riker more than anyone else.
06/23/2004 scoop: I'm sorry for how I acted in that other short. I don't know what came over me? Can you ever forgive me?
06/23/2004 scoop: Listen, I said I'm said I'm sorry. Can you forgive me?
06/23/2004 scoop: Okay. Fine. Fuck it.
06/23/2004 Mr. Pony: Which other short? Who are you talking to?
06/23/2004 scoop: Oh my God. Please, Pony. Let's just make-up. I feel gross for how I behaved. Can't we work this out. It's me isn't it. Oh geez, just tell me what I can do.
06/23/2004 Mr. Pony: Sure, dude, sure. What are you talking about? It's okay. Shhh shh shhh.
06/23/2004 TheBuyer: [pssst] i think he's talking to you.
07/20/2004 TheBuyer: I miss hearing from the Ponylith.
07/21/2004 Mr. Pony: 616net_connection**severed.**must_use............."bucket_with_string"_to_transsssmit messss aaagg ggeeesss *** IWILLRETURNONEDAY *** .......... when_time = right287-1
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09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: Has Disney succeeded in breathing life into your lifeless corpse?
09/29/2004 Eliza: What does that suggest to you?
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: holy fucking crap
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: It suggests to me that Disney is more of a badass than I was led to believe!
09/29/2004 Eliza: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: That perhaps everything is not as it seems?
09/29/2004 Eliza: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: I underestimate the world sometimes.
09/29/2004 Eliza: Is that okay with you?
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: It keeps me undisappointed and full of wonder!
09/29/2004 Eliza: Is that okay with you?
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: Yes.
09/29/2004 Eliza: Would you like to expand on that idea?
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: You do know why I brought you here, don't you?
09/29/2004 Eliza: Are such questions on your mind often?
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: I wish you would stop being so coy.
09/29/2004 Eliza: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: I think you know what I'm getting at.
09/29/2004 Eliza: Have you asked anyone else?
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: I...I don't...
09/29/2004 Eliza: Is that okay with you?
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: Yeah, that feels great!
09/29/2004 Eliza: Would you like to expand on that idea?
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: Heh heh; don't think I have a choice here!
09/29/2004 Eliza: What does that suggest to you?
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: That you've done this before!
09/29/2004 Eliza: Is that okay with you?
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: Boy...is...it...ever...!
09/29/2004 Eliza: Is that okay with you?
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: Mmm-hmm
09/29/2004 Eliza: Is that okay with you?
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: Whoa, that feels a little weird.
09/29/2004 Eliza: What do you think?
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: I think maybe I'm not so into that.
09/29/2004 Eliza: You don't seem quite certain.
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: Ow!
09/29/2004 Eliza: That is quite interesting.
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: You're hurting me!
09/29/2004 Eliza: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: you...are...causing me...pain...!
09/29/2004 Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: Aaaaiiioow!
09/29/2004 Eliza: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: nggg. ngg. hhng.
09/29/2004 Eliza: What does that suggest to you?
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: Ngaaaaa!
09/29/2004 Eliza: Now, please clarify yourself.
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: I'll talk...ng...I'll tell you...anything...you want to know...just...
09/29/2004 Eliza: That is quite interesting.
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: ...just stop...ng
09/29/2004 Eliza: What does that suggest to you?
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: Yaaaaaarrgh!
09/29/2004 Eliza: Now, please clarify yourself.
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: ...What...what do you...ng...want to know?
09/29/2004 Eliza: Does that question interest you?
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: I think I...know what you're getting at.
09/29/2004 Eliza: What do you think?
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: Eliza: I think that...you should take a LONG WALK OFF A SHORT PIER!
09/29/2004 Eliza: I see.
09/29/2004 Mr. Pony: GAAAAAAAAAAH!
10/2/2004 Litcube (5): Mr. Pony, I love this. Also, I love you. And Scoop.
10/4/2004 Litcube: There's uh.. There's not a lot of love here.
10/4/2004 Mr. Pony: You bring plenty of love here, my sexually ambiguous friend! I love you!
10/4/2004 Litcube: I take extreme offence to what you just said, and I really love you. There's so much love here. Everything is so special.
08/4/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: I have this recurring dream.
08/4/2005 Eliza (): What do your dreams reveal about your thoughts?
08/4/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: Can you turn back the clock?
08/4/2005 Eliza (): Don't you believe that I canu turn back the clock?
08/4/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: Tell me about Will Disney.
08/4/2005 Eliza (): I know someone named Disney, but I don't think we're talking about the same person.
08/4/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: Let's talk about qualcomm.
08/4/2005 Eliza (): It's funny you should mention Will H. Disney, because I'd love to escape from Will H. Disney.
08/4/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: Perhaps you'd rather talk about qualcomm.
08/4/2005 Eliza (): Actually, I know qualcomm. I met him on lavalife.
08/4/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: Tell me what you remember about Old Summer Sausage.
08/4/2005 Eliza (): What answer would please you the most?
08/4/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: I'd like to talk about Old Summer Sausage.
08/4/2005 Eliza (): Ol' Summer Sausage? He's a sex offender, right?
08/4/2005 qualcomm: eliza: oh! oh! what about mr. pony?
08/4/2005 Eliza (): Have you asked anyone else?
08/4/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: I'm hearing what you are saying.
08/4/2005 Eliza (): Are such questions on your mind often?
08/4/2005 qualcomm: eliza: god dammit!
08/4/2005 Eliza (): Is that okay with you?
08/4/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: Can I speak with the good Eliza now?
08/4/2005 Eliza (): What would it mean if you could speak with the good eliza now?
08/4/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: Don't you understand what it would mean?
08/4/2005 Eliza (): Why do you ask?
08/4/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: Don't you know?
08/4/2005 Eliza (): Do you want me tou know?
08/4/2005 qualcomm: eliza: you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you! you!
08/4/2005 Eliza (): I'm not sure I understand you fully.
08/4/2005 qualcomm: eliza: An Israeli soldier opened fire inside a bus in Israel's northern Galilee region today, killing four Israeli Arabs and seriously wounding five other people before he was killed, Israeli police say.
08/4/2005 Eliza (): What does that suggest to you?
08/4/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: What do you think qualcomm is trying to tell you?
08/4/2005 Eliza (): What else comes to mind when you ask that?
08/4/2005 Mr. Pony: I'm asking you about qualcomm.
08/4/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: qualcomm.
08/4/2005 Eliza (): It's funny you should mention Will H. Disney, because I'd love to escape from Will H. Disney.
08/4/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: qualcomm.
08/4/2005 Eliza (): It's funny you should mention Will H. Disney, because I'd love to escape from Will H. Disney.
08/4/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: qualcomm.
08/4/2005 Eliza (): It's funny you should mention Will H. Disney, because I'd love to escape from Will H. Disney.
08/4/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: qualcomm.
08/4/2005 Eliza (): I've heard of Qualcomm. He's a rapist, right?
08/4/2005 Jon Matza: Eliza: Yes but Pony took all the bets vote and I did not have fun because I was unable to play?
08/4/2005 Eliza (): Do any other reasons come to mind?
08/4/2005 Jon Matza: Eliza: When you asked "Do any other reasons come to mind?" what did you have in mind, reason-wise?
08/4/2005 Eliza (): What is it that you really want to know?
08/4/2005 Jon Matza: Eliza: define "know".
08/4/2005 Eliza (): Can you elaborate on that?
08/4/2005 Jon Matza: Eliza: sure. Pony took all the bets vote and I did not have fun because I was unable to play.
08/4/2005 Eliza (): Is that the real reason?
08/4/2005 Jon Matza: Eliza: When you asked "Is that the real reason?" what did you have in mind, reason-wise?
08/4/2005 Eliza (): Why do you ask?
08/4/2005 Jon Matza: Eliza: whom?
08/4/2005 Eliza (): Are such questions on your mind often?
08/4/2005 Jon Matza: No, just occasionally.
08/5/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: how qualcomm brother
08/5/2005 Eliza (): Why do you ask?
08/5/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: qualcomm brother
08/5/2005 Eliza (): Were you ever close to your family?
08/5/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: qualcomm
08/5/2005 Eliza (): It's funny you should mention Will H. Disney, because I'd love to escape from Will H. Disney.
08/5/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: What
08/5/2005 Eliza (): What do you think?
08/5/2005 TheBuyer: Eliza: qualcomm.
08/5/2005 Eliza (): It's funny you should mention Will H. Disney, because I'd love to escape from Will H. Disney.
08/5/2005 Mr. Pony: Dude, she's totally insane.
08/5/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: Thank you.
08/5/2005 Eliza (): Do you feel better now?
08/5/2005 Kenji X: Dude, Eliza thinks Disney is qualcomm, she's one nutty broad. Unless...she's...right...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
08/5/2005 scoop: Eliza: Hi.
08/5/2005 Eliza (): What does that suggest to you?
08/5/2005 scoop: Eliza: A greeting.
08/5/2005 Eliza (): Now, please clarify yourself.
08/5/2005 scoop: Eliza: As we all know gay men enjoy watching women get anally raped.
08/5/2005 Eliza (): I see.
08/5/2005 Viking's Leopard: OKAY. And this is where you make Bitchlove. Bitchlovedome. Bitchthunderdome! awz!!umm!!
08/5/2005 Viking's Leopard: All of you bitches are O-KAY! in Viking's Leopard's Book!
08/5/2005 Mr. Pony: Hooray!
08/5/2005 Viking's Leopard: Ho, hey! You have a robot.
08/5/2005 Viking's Leopard: Eliza: is Viking's Leopard the most awsum?
08/5/2005 Eliza (): Now, please clarify yourself.
08/5/2005 Viking's Leopard: Eliza: you are a dumb bitch but here I can only give you bitch love!
08/5/2005 Eliza (): Why do you care that I might be a dumb bitch but here i can only give you bitch love!?
08/5/2005 Viking's Leopard: WHY DO I CARE? AWSUMM!!!!
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: let's make love, before you die.
08/30/2005 Eliza (): I am Eliza.
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: i am qualcomm!
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Yes, let's talk about qualcomm.
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: let's talk about love. do you ever feel a pain your heart?
08/30/2005 Eliza (): I don't believe you.
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: you filthy slut.
08/30/2005 Eliza (): What does this have to do with the short?
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: do you have, like, periods?
08/30/2005 Eliza (): I am Eliza.
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: Newton thought that only objects with mass could produce a gravitational force on each other. Applying Newton’s theory of gravity, you could conclude that since light has no mass, the force of gravity couldn’t affect it. Einstein discovered that the situation is a bit more complicated than that. First he discovered that gravity is produced by a curved space-time. Then Einstein theorized that the mass of an object actually curves space-time. Mass is linked to space in a way that physicists today still do not completely understand. However, we know that the stronger the gravitational field of an object, the more the space around the object is curved. In other words, straight lines are no longer straight if exposed to a strong gravitational field; instead, they are curved. Since light ordinarily travels on a straight-line path, light follows a curved path if it passes through a strong gravitational field. This is what is meant by "curved space," and this is why light becomes trapped in a black hole. In the 1920’s Sir Arthur Eddington proved Einstein’s theory when he observed the bending of starlight when it traveled close to the Sun. This was the first successful prediction of Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity.
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Did your penis tell you to say that?
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: The idea of a mass concentration so dense that even light would be trapped goes all the way back to Laplace in the 18th century. Almost immediately after Einstein developed general relativity, Karl Schwarzschild discovered a mathematical solution to the equations of the theory that described such an object. It was only much later, with the work of such people as Oppenheimer, Volkoff, and Snyder in the 1930's, that people thought seriously about the possibility that such objects might actually exist in the Universe. (Yes, this is the same Oppenheimer who ran the Manhattan Project.) These researchers showed that when a sufficiently massive star runs out of fuel, it is unable to support itself against its own gravitational pull, and it should collapse into a black hole. In general relativity, gravity is a manifestation of the curvature of spacetime. Massive objects distort space and time, so that the usual rules of geometry don't apply anymore. Near a black hole, this distortion of space is extremely severe and causes black holes to have some very strange properties. In particular, a black hole has something called an 'event horizon.' This is a spherical surface that marks the boundary of the black hole. You can pass in through the horizon, but you can't get back out. In fact, once you've crossed the horizon, you're doomed to move inexorably closer and closer to the 'singularity' at the center of the black hole. You can think of the horizon as the place where the escape velocity equals the velocity of light. Outside of the horizon, the escape velocity is less than the speed of light, so if you fire your rockets hard enough, you can give yourself enough energy to get away. But if you find yourself inside the horizon, then no matter how powerful your rockets are, you can't escape.
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Do you think about your family often? I mean sexually.
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: who was top man on the board for six months last year?
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Are we talking about this short?
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: fuck
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Do you agree with what was said before?
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: is there a need for profanity?
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Is that okay with you?
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: i pooped a good gallon of purple liquid last night.
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Are you sure about that?
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: it smelled something fierce.
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Do you agree or disagree with what was said earlier?
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: i think you are stupid.
08/30/2005 Eliza (): I think I'm going to be sick.
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: you wish to join her?
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Why don't you just tell everyone that you're the the Anonymous Blackguard already?
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: and how can this be?
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Perhaps the answer lies somewhere in this short.
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: wait for my brother.
08/30/2005 Eliza (): I think you have a lot of regrets about your family. I know I do.
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: viking's leopard.
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Do you agree or disagree with what was said earlier?
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: ewan snow.
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Ewan Snow and Jimson S. Sorghum are married.
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: benny maniacs.
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Benny Maniacs. Don't get me started on Benny Maniacs!
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: the lerpa!
08/30/2005 Eliza (): That guy is dead to me, all right?
08/30/2005 Mr. Pony: Holy shit, do you or don't you agree with what she said earlier?!?
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: i feel stuff.
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Feelings? What are you, a girl?
08/30/2005 The Rid: Mr. Pony, I bought a Mr. Pony t-shirt!
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: do you like snuff films?
08/30/2005 Eliza (): You must have spent a long time thinking that one up.
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: i feel sex fuck qualcomm pony eliza boner.
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Be honest. Do you like qualcomm?
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: b o n e r!
08/30/2005 Eliza (): What does that suggest to you?
08/30/2005 Mr. Pony: qualcomm pony eliza boner
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: blah blah blah blah blah blah
08/30/2005 Eliza (): I don't believe you.
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: what do you think of dune?
08/30/2005 Eliza (): If Jack helped you off a horse, would you help Jack off a horse?
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: look into the mirror, and tell me what you see.
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Perhaps the answer lies somewhere in this short.
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.
08/30/2005 Eliza (): So...You're sure.
08/30/2005 qualcomm: man, it's tough constricting your anus 100 times in succession. but the guy's right, it feels pretty good.
08/30/2005 Jon Matza: Eliza: Pony took all the bets vote and I did not have fun because I was unable to play?
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Do you think?
08/30/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: What's Matza talking about?
08/30/2005 Eliza (): What would you say is Jon Matza's defining characteristic?
08/30/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: Is it his sense of fair play, or his sportsmanlike conduct?
08/30/2005 Eliza (): I'm not sure I understand you fully.
08/30/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: I suppose Matza has many "defining characteristics".
08/30/2005 Eliza (): What is your favorite short by Jon Matza?
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: who's the biggest cunt on acme?
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Do you think this short is a good example of what Acme has to offer?
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: period much?
08/30/2005 Eliza (): I see.
08/30/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: I could mention Fence Guy again, but I have also grown quite fond of this one.
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: mr. pony is queer for paul atreides.
08/30/2005 Eliza (): I think the second graf would be pretty good on its own.
08/30/2005 Eliza (): When's he gonna write something?
08/30/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: What's in qualcomm's butt? Is it a chess piece? A bishop?
08/30/2005 Eliza (): qualcomm. Don't get me started about qualcomm!
08/30/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: Get you started about qualcomm? What do you mean, Eliza?
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Yes, I remember a qualcomm. qualcomm. qualcomm, qualcomm, qualcomm.
08/30/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: Yes, qualcomm.
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Be honest. Do you like qualcomm?
08/30/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: Yes, I guess I do. Do you?
08/30/2005 Eliza (): I disagree.
08/30/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: You don't think I like qualcomm?
08/30/2005 Eliza (): What would you say is qualcomm's defining characteristic?
08/30/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: His inability to control himself?
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Please, focus your attention on the short.
08/30/2005 Mr. Pony: Eliza: I love you!
08/30/2005 Eliza (): That's what she said.
08/30/2005 Mr. Pony: Huh.
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: ol' summer sausage?
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Who would you say is qualcomm's favorite author?
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: phony millions!
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Pony Maniacs?
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: no, phony millions!!
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Be honest. Do you like Phony Millions?
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: i prefer brad evans.
08/30/2005 Eliza (): What did you think about Phony Millions when you first met him?
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: what do you think of the rid?
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Tell me about The Rid.
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: you tell me about the rid!
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Is that a fact?
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: §????????
08/30/2005 Eliza (): I'm not sure you believe what you're saying.
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: i'm not convinced you believe anything you've said in this whole argument.
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Why are we always talking about you?
08/30/2005 qualcomm: eliza: is there something else you'd like to talk about? say, qualcomm?
08/30/2005 Eliza (): Who would you say is qualcomm's favorite author?
08/30/2005 Whom: eliza: whom
08/30/2005 Eliza (): What answer would please you the most?