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AcmeShorts.com had had a bad day. He was sitting there at Rudy’s, eating a hot dog and drinking some whiskey.
“Goddammit,” AcmeShorts mumbled, rubbing it’s eyes. “Goddammit.”
Sitting next to AcmeShorts was VIAGRA-NOW.com, one of AcmeShort’s few friends. VIAGRA was drinking White Russians. He called the barmaid over. “Take a look at this,” VIAGRA said, whipping out his erect cock.
“Put that thing away before you hurt someone,” the barmaid said, walking off.
“Oh, I would,” VIAGRA called after her, “but I CAN’T.”
AcmeShorts had his head in his hands. “Twelve hours I was down today.”
“Aw, don’t worry. It doesn’t matter,” VIAGRA told him.
“It matters to me,” AcmeShorts said.
They had a few more drinks.
Later that night, into the bar walked SororityLinks.com, who was some sort of legitimate sorority community web site. God, AcmeShorts wanted to bang the shit out of her. Oh fuck that would be good. She walked up to the bar and stood next to Acme, waiting to order a drink.
“Go ahead - sweet talk her”, VIAGRA whispered to Acme.
AcmeShorts nodded. He leaned over. “Uh, excuse me. I’d like to cum in your ear. Then I want to make some snide comments while giving you anal. Also, I just pooped in my pants. Poopy poopy doopy.”
AcmeShorts was a BAD sweet talker.
SororityLinks picked up Acme’s drink, threw it in his face, and walked off.
VIAGRA called after her. “Hey, come back. I’ve got CHEAP VIAGRA! Really cheap!”
But it didn’t matter. She was out the door. It was another lonely night.
Date Written: May 01, 2004
Author: Will Disney
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