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Date Written: May 02, 2004
Author: Ferucio P. Chhretan
Average Vote: 3.85714

05/10/2004 Will Disney (5):
05/10/2004 Will Disney: it's not exactly new territory - everyone knows santa is an evil pervert - but it's well done...
05/10/2004 John Slocum: Jacking off? Farting? Crapping? I'm all for all of these things in real life and in shorts, but this effort seems midling. A giggling santa gives kids scatology for presents. Ho Ho Ho hum.
05/10/2004 John Slocum (3): And so!
05/10/2004 John Slocum: 3 stars for the ass-crack
05/10/2004 Mr. Pony (4): That is one fantastically colored ass-crack. Also, I like that Santa appears to be not only evil, but ill as well.
05/10/2004 scoop (2): yeah.
05/10/2004 qualcomm: i think santa's going to actually poop presents out.
05/10/2004 Jon Matza (4): The 'za says...3.5. Obvious in subject matter to be sure, but (the 'za would argue) less so in execution. Ending it pre-explosion was not what the 'za expected, for instance. Also, in the 'crack' panel it looks like a rave is going on (based on the kids' shadows). To the 'za this was funny, given the context, & thus a fortunate artistic error.
05/10/2004 John Slocum: The 'Za can suck my cock and doesn't know what he's talking about.
05/10/2004 John Slocum: Sorry, I just got through a couple of '85 Cote Rotie.
05/11/2004 Benny Maniacs (4): Smells like teen spirit!
05/11/2004 Jon Matza: By way of explaining the 'za's lack of response to Slocum's apparent attack below, let it be known that Slocum called the 'za this morning to apologize/emphasize the comic intent behind the aforementioned remarks, the tongue-in-cheekness of which the 'za understood & appreciated immediately (and assumed was provoked partly by the 'za's irritating overuse of "the 'za"), even while regretting that the average passerby might easily assume the slanderous verbiage to be in earnest. Luckily, Slocum's call spares the 'za the tedious process of defending his honor before the community. The 'za feels that this incident provides the acme community with an illuminating object lesson in the dangers of moving inside jokes into the arena of public discourse. Scoop: please translate this into philosophical terms and/or musings on public vs. private acts of speech.
05/12/2004 John Slocum: Matza: Fuck you, you dumb cunt.
05/12/2004 Dick Vomit: I have a present for the 'za. Wait for it. HrnnnnN!!!! Etc.
05/12/2004 Jon Matza: Slocum - I understand apologies are hard for you. I accept, buddy!
Vomit, you have got to show me some of your frisbee moves one of these days!
07/17/2004 TheBuyer (5): you are still king of the Guests.