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Call upon your minions to whisper dark lies in your ears, Lucullus, for there is no bright departure for you from your exile in ignorance. In umbrage you remain protected from the sensible light of the sun, whose rays of knowledge would only serve to disappoint your casual state of darkened unknowing. In other words the darkness represents how stupid you are and the light is all that stuff you don’t know. So I’m saying you better wear sunscreen to protect you from the harsh light of reality, dude.