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The wedding was the usual sort of thing. The bride and groom faced away from each other and dropped trou. Then, bending over, they mashed their asses together and rubbed furiously.
"Oh, oh, we love each other so much, everyone celebrate it, celebrate our goddamned love," they cried out to the assembled guests. No, seriously, it was a beautiful ceremony.
Date Written: May 28, 2004
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 3.8182
Comments:
06/3/2004 scoop (4): But a five star sentiment...
06/3/2004 Will Disney (4): i'll give this one 4. for all you long winded types, please take note. 61 words is a real joy.
06/3/2004 annebot (3): While I appreciate a good butt rubbing as much as the next person this is nothing new. Orangutans, chimps, apes, they all do it, they're the ones who made it "cool".
06/3/2004 Mr. Pony (5): Weddings are nice.
06/3/2004 John Slocum (4): Do you think their sphincters touched, or just the buttocks?
06/3/2004 Jon Matza: Just cause it's short doesn't mean it's good. This is good though. But not very.
06/3/2004 Jon Matza (3):
06/3/2004 scoop: Quit oppressing the author with your judgments, man.
06/3/2004 anonymous: i can't believe this short's average is so much higher than jibley
06/3/2004 Mr. Pony: Might be due to Slappy White one-starring it because you hate black people.
06/3/2004 Phony Millions (3): Me with Matza.
06/3/2004 Not Lisa (4): Mmmeeeh. 1 star for content, 3 for length.
06/3/2004 Mr. Pony: This is totally what happens at weddings, and totally how people respond to weddings, and you are all stupid for not seeing it. You too, author. Jibley indeed.
06/3/2004 Not Lisa: Please Pony-boy. Spare us your feedback. In fact, why don't you go draw a pretty picture about your feelings. It might release your rage.
06/3/2004 Mr. Pony: I'm having a damned day. The medicine only does what its supposed to do half the time.
06/3/2004 TheBuyer (4): "celebrate our goddamn love" reads funny but don't really shout that at the wedding. Maybe tink a glass or something.
06/3/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (4): I wish my wedding had been like Pony's wedding, where this occured. But unfortunately, mine was secular.
06/3/2004 Pix (4): I so love the short yet effective ones!
06/3/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: That's what she said.
06/3/2004 Mr. Pony: Got ninety-nine problems, but a god ain't one.
06/3/2004 scoop: But he loves you. He told me so. When I talked to him. Yesterday. Or whenever that was.
06/3/2004 Mr. Pony: he cant see me anymore since i started wearing this cream