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Mikey Leotard was chased by a completely insane dog. The insane dog had nasty, sharp teeth (I don’t know if it was rabid or what) and when it finally caught up with Leotard it snapped his achilles tendon. Mikey couldn’t run away anymore, and the insanity of the dog lead it to tear his guts out. It even ate all his guts – his intestines and everything. The insane dog then burrowed into Leotard’s stomach cavity and fell asleep. When the dog awoke he and Leotard were somehow melded into one, except now Mikey would walk around and try to mount women, and eat just about anything and shout/bark at people in an insane way. He was more man than dog; he was insane dog-man. Isn’t that fucking crazy though? He lasted for three days and then both of them died of natural causes.