AcmeShorts

Charged with preparing ten questions for Switchfoot, a Christian "grunge/punk band with a song on MTV right now," and who cite Mandy Moore as a major musical influence, Edgar shoots off the following email:

Ken,

Here you are:

1. Who would win in a fight: Mandy Moore or Jesus the Christ? What if Mandy could summon monsters once per melee round?
2. Are you "real"?
3. Please share your thoughts on either Occam's Razor or the Pythagorean Theorem.
4. Which is more bitchin'--Orlando or Miami?
5. If I broke your nose with this shovel, what would you do about it, baby?
6. Your sandwiches...crusts or no crusts, triangles or squares?
7. Are you a virgin?
8. Follow-up, regardless of answer: Are you lying?
9. Who is Martha Quinn?
10. What make of minivan did/does mom drive?

Thanks.
E
Date Written: July 20, 2004
Author: Dick Vomit
Average Vote: 4
Comments:
07/26/2004 TheBuyer: is this fiction?
07/27/2004 TheBuyer (4): I'll just four it like I was going to do earlier, but was waiting to hear if this is fiction.
07/27/2004 Mr. Pony: Curse you, Dick Vomit, for forcing me to look up Switchfoot, and exposing me to even more contemporary musics!
07/27/2004 Will Disney (4): The best questions are: #5 #9 3.5 stars!