My pussy gets really wet at the drop of a pin and the juice runs outta my fuck-hole and down into my ass-crack. If I'm sitting back it actually gets my asshole wet. I'll move my hips back and forth a bit so my buttocks spread and my sphincter rubs against the chair through my panties and skirt. That way the quim gets pushed around and all surfaces of my crack are moistened with my musky lube. I have oddly shaped pussy lips, sort of irregularly crenellated and each with a flat tab jutting out about halfway down. I love it when a guy takes the tabs between his thumb and forefinger and pulls hard. It really stretches my labia and lays a little friction down on my clit. As a matter of fact, I like my pussy to be treated roughly and with blatant disrespect. But a guy has to build up to it, maybe first pulling on the lips, then lightly thwacking them with a finger, then slapping them with an open hand, with more and more force, until he's beating my clit hard and it's getting swollen and bruised (yes I have a big clit), and harder and harder until I start cumming like mad and screaming and tossing my head back. That's when I want him to start cursing at my pussy, calling it a dirty, stinky little cunt; I want him to yell at it, scold it and tell it that he doesn't respect its opinion; and I want him to close his fist and punch it. Then I force myself to look down even though I'm cumming and can barely see straight, because I love to see my vag punched. There are great squishy slapping cracks and my love juice cascades through the air, punched out of my battered snatch by the thundering force of a guy's fist, covering my sheets and walls. My cunt sprays his arm, face and hair with a sticky coating of my cum and I scream and buck like a fucking horse and cum even harder. Then I start crying.
Date Written: August 21, 2004 Author:John Slocum Average Vote: 4.58333
Comments:
08/26/2004Mr. Pony (5): Aw, man.
08/26/2004Jac?b Starfish (4): 3.4, rounded up for having the good sense to rip me off.
08/26/2004qualcomm: 3.4, rounded up for having the good sense to rip me off.
08/26/2004qualcomm (4):
08/26/2004scoop: Crib Sheet!
08/26/2004Litcube (4):
08/26/2004TheBuyer (5): actively laughing my ass off
08/26/2004Jon Matza (4): Ending tails off a bit, perhaps? My favorite bit is the "irregularly crenellated" line.
08/27/2004Will Disney (5): five stars!
08/27/2004mr.coffee (5): good work.
my favorite line "That way the quim gets pushed around and all surfaces of my crack are moistened with my musky lube."
good details.
08/27/2004Benny Maniacs (5): Favorite line: "...and I want him to close his fist and punch it." My guess is, a woman wrote this.
08/27/2004scoop (4): favorite line: "As a matter of fact..." favorite word: "when" favorite letter: "g"
02/28/2005Jimson S. Sorghum (5): I missed this the first time around.
02/28/2005qualcomm: who'd win in a fight, this girl's cunt or this guy?
03/1/2005John Slocum: well it would certainly be an interesting bout.
02/19/2011Marvin Bernstein (5): This is a very funny short, John Slocum. Please write more like it. But maybe with some 82 Bordeaux thrown in for effect.
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