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“Hey, Greco, why the dumb face?”
“Fuck you, McDerby. Aren’t you on urinal detail down on P-unit?”
“No, didn’t you hear the news? Your wife took over that detail. She figured she hangs out by the urinals all day anyway, why not punch in?”
“You got a cold heart, McDerby. Bringing up my wife. You’re lucky I don’t –“
“Don’t what? You fucking pussy. You don’t have he stones, Greco. You never did.”
“You got a cold heart, McDerby. A cold heart.”
Date Written: October 12, 2004
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 4.2222
Comments:
10/19/2004 qualcomm (4): does mcderby wear a sweater with the sleeves rolled up?
10/19/2004 scoop: Hey OSS, early bird gets the worm huh, fella? Huh? Huh? Huh?
10/19/2004 qualcomm: yeah, scoop. yeah.
10/19/2004 scoop (5): Mean heart, cold heart, cold heart...
10/19/2004 qualcomm: hey, acme, why the silence?
10/19/2004 Jon Matza (4): cold hands, warm heart. god help those in need.
10/19/2004 Ewan Snow (5): 4 + 1 for brevity. Also, I thought McDerby was on the urinal task force, not urinal detail...
10/19/2004 Ewan Snow: McDerby reminds me of Aguado from Ace Ventura...
10/19/2004 TheBuyer (4): You don’t have he stones, Greco.
10/19/2004 anonymous: What are he stones?
10/19/2004 anonymous: i believe stones, in this context, refer to testicles, the male organ of reproductive fertility
10/19/2004 TheBuyer: No way, too obvious.
10/19/2004 qualcomm: no, snow, mcderby is played by jimmy cagney
10/19/2004 Will Disney (5): good
10/19/2004 Dylan Danko (4):
10/19/2004 ?: I'm McDerby! Ahoy, mateys!
10/19/2004 Mr. Pony (4): Shut up, McDerby, or we'll hit you in the He-Stones!
10/19/2004 Jon Matza: Blast you, McDerby!
10/19/2004 ?: Top of the mornin to ye, Shylock!
10/19/2004 Jon Matza: Man, does that burn me.
10/19/2004 scoop: But not on high holidays, eh Shylock, when open flames are forbidden by the elders. Eh Shylock? Eh?
10/19/2004 John Slocum (4): ahoy
10/20/2004 scoop: Hey Snow if you really thought McDerby was on the urinal task force and not the urinal detail why didn't you write it like that in the first place, you Indian-giving-Ea$y Street-promising-fucko?
10/20/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (4):
10/20/2004 Ewan Snow: Scoop: PSYCHE!