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Up there in the closet, Edward had a pretty good view. Susie and her boyfriend were on the couch, making out. He was watching them. The boyfriend had his hand on Susie's leg.

When they left the room, Edward opened up his laptop. He was able to get on the Internet via Susie's WiFi. He added an entry to his LiveJournal. "Masturbated today to image of self as Susie's boyfriend."

Later that night, Susie and her boyfriend went out. They left three slices of pizza in a box in the garbage. This was good. Something to eat.

All in all, not a bad day.
Date Written: November 22, 2004
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 3.4286
Comments:
11/29/2004 Will Disney: It's funny that the protagonist considers this to be not a bad day, because from my point of view, it's a *terrible* day. And also, why is he in the closet? Signed, The FANCH
11/29/2004 anonymous: Nice try, Disney, but this is so you.
11/29/2004 anonymous: Um actually no, I wrote this short and I'm not Disney!
11/29/2004 John Slocum (3): yes you are!
11/29/2004 anonymous: No I'm not?
11/29/2004 Dylan Danko: This is a Jim's Journal rip off.
11/29/2004 TheBuyer (4): Good one, Mister Disney.
11/29/2004 anonymous: Thanks!
11/29/2004 anonymous: However, I'm not Disney!
11/29/2004 The Rid: Similiar to this, I think.
11/29/2004 Litcube (3): It is Disneyish.
11/29/2004 The Rid (4):
11/29/2004 Jon Matza: A bit lacklustre, brother author. But who among us can deny the recent arrival of winter's cruel chariot has temporarily enervated our aesthetic repository?
11/29/2004 Jon Matza: OK, I'm sorry, I take it back. You're all doing a great job.
11/29/2004 Jon Matza: You bunch of time sensitive documents
11/29/2004 Benny Maniacs (4): I love Disney.
Signed, The Funch
11/29/2004 anonymous: Thanks - but again, I''m not Disney!
11/29/2004 Jon Matza: FU, Disney. FU!
11/30/2004 Will Disney: told you so!
11/30/2004 Mr. Pony (3): I liked some of the stupid details, but it left me cold overall. I enjoyed your many lies below, liar.
signed, The FYORNCH
11/30/2004 anonymous: Told ya, bitches!
11/30/2004 Will Disney: Can I ask you, Anon_a, why you chose to be anonymous?
11/30/2004 anonymous: Because I hate all you fucks! w00t! LOL!
11/30/2004 Will Disney: Good answer!
11/30/2004 The Finch: Do you all really have to do that?
signed,
The Finch
11/30/2004 Jon Matza: What's going on with you lately, the Finch? What's become of your tone of distance and the didactic explanations? Seems to me your credibility's slipping.
11/30/2004 The Finch: Often, everything becomes clear in the end.
signed,
The Finch
11/30/2004 John Slocum: That's more like it!
11/30/2004 Turgid (3): Could do without the last sentence.