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Jane *loved* giving blowjobs. And Tarzan loved getting them from her. It was something special they had together. It was a private thing of theirs.

This is why it was especially heartbreaking when Tarzan returned to the glen and found Jane fellating KEETOK, who was the younger brother of CHEETAH, Tarzan's chimp companion. "Mmmm mmmm mmmm" she was saying.

Tarzan watched and felt like he had been torn in two.

Later that evening, they talked.

"It's just, now that I really know you as a person, Tarzan; well, you're just not who I thought you were. We're not that compatible. You're not the person, or thing, that I want to be with anymore."

"JANE NO LOVE TARZAN?" Tarzan asked.

"No, I don't love you anymore Tarzan."

"TARZAN NO CARE."

But it was obvious to both of them that he did care. Tarzan's eyes were welling up. He grabbed a nearby vine and swung off into the woods. Distracted as he was, he clipped a branch, fell, and had to find a different vine to swing away on. As he soared through the jungle, he decided to himself he would never talk to Jane again, and that he would never love anyone again.