Mel finished boring his trepan hole and walked over to the sink. He picked up the open bottle of bleach and read the warning label.
"Do not use on carpet, colorfast, blah blah, stain remover, blah into eyes, do not swallow, injest, okay, okay, sure...Here! Caustic, I knew it!"
He put the funnel into the hole and poured bleach into the cavity, covering the tumor. With a small finishing hammer, he lightly tapped a cork into place in the hole and shook his head. Just for fun, he made the "BbBbBBbbbbBBbbbBBB," sound while he counted off sixty seconds and got spit everywhere.
"Inoperable my ass!" he thought. Then he thought, "BbBbbBBBbBBBbbbBbbbbbB."
01/25/2005Streifenbeuteldachs (4): "inoperable, my ass!"
01/25/2005Will Disney (5): i'm going to give this a 5 because i have to give out my 5s and this one i read first and kind of liked
01/25/2005Benny Maniacs (1): not as bad as the next one.
01/25/2005Dick Vomit (5): affirm/agreee
01/25/2005Litcube (5):
01/25/2005qualcomm (4):
01/25/2005scoop (1):
01/25/2005The Rid (3): Very funny. Very funny. I'm starting by telling everyone up front that many of these didn't get the votes I wanted to give. Cuz of the rules. THE RULES!