"I have these dreams about throwing up; puke dreams. They scare me," said Gary, "I wake up screaming, I taste bile. Also, I have a cunt in the middle of my chest, it's not part of the dream. See, look. I think it looks like Jonathan Winters. Watch, 'I am Mearth from Earth la la doodie woo. Now I'm an indian, how, how, hey there, how'." He wasn't lying down, very few people actually do that in therapy.
Later, in bed, Gary stroked his cunt and sighed. He regretted not doing his Orson Welles, he'd been working so hard on it and it was ready.
Date Written: January 28, 2005 Author:TheBuyer Average Vote: 3.4444
Comments:
02/8/2005Phony Millions: What?
02/8/2005Will Disney (2): Hmmm
02/8/2005qualcomm: i respect this one's commitment to irrationality
02/8/2005Mr. Pony: I am interested in how said irrationality interacts with the very regular joke at the end.
02/8/2005The Rid: Kinda like James Woods in Videodrome. With the cunt, I mean.
02/8/2005TheBuyer: Finally, something short.
02/8/2005Jimson S. Sorghum (5): I cracked up at this. I'm surprised by the luke warm reaction. About a 4.5 in my book, rounded up for lol.
02/8/2005Ewan Snow (4): Similar reaction Jimson, but I didn't quie laugh. I like a wacky short, so this 3.X gets a four in my book.
02/8/2005John Slocum (3): nice and short, but not that funny, but sort of funny, particularly the force of 'Also, I have a cunt in the middle of my chest,' a good solid 3 for slocorolo.
02/8/2005Dylan Danko: No
02/8/2005anonymous: No?
02/8/2005The Rid (3):
02/8/2005Jawbreaker (3): Kind of funny. Nice and short!
02/8/2005Litcube (4):
02/9/2005Streifenbeuteldachs (3):
02/9/2005John Slocum: So, Mr. Buyer. How's life as an author thus far?
02/9/2005Phony Millions (4): Took me a while to warm up and get the humor. And yes, what brevity, Buyer!
02/9/2005TheBuyer: Mr. Slocum, so far it's an adjustment. Yup.