Date Written: June 8, 2005 Author:Jon Matza Average Vote: 4.25
Comments:
06/9/2005Will Disney: This short presents an interesting alternate history of America. It also serves as an important statement about the co-opting of culture by commerical interests. A- !
06/9/2005anonymous: I admit this was more 'filler' than inspired...but as a public service minded acme citizen I couldn't bear to see the site barren less than a month before Independence Day.
06/9/2005Will Disney: Well, fair enough. We have 8 authors on the hook for a short by Sunday night, so hopefully we'll be all right. Several of those authors cannot be expected to deliver (Lewis, Sorghum) but I'm hoping it'll be enough to get us back on track with a surplus of Shorts to carry us forward.
06/9/2005Mr. Pony: Oh, so you're saying that Lewis and Jimson are better parents than me, Disney? Is that it? Is that what you're saying?
06/9/2005Will Disney: Not *exactly*...
06/9/2005Litcube: I'm laughing like a fucking retard. However, I will await Qualcomm's vote in case my reaction was an error.
06/9/2005qualcomm: [porn images here]
06/9/2005Jawbreaker: I don't think I can view this one at work anymore!
06/9/2005scoop: Hey qualcomm, why'd you put so many pictures of your mom up on this short. I don't see the connection between this short and your mom pleasuring herself. Your mom wears nice under garments.
06/9/2005Will Disney: image removed - if you are still seeing it, it's b/c it's cached in your browser.
06/9/2005scoop: Hey Disney, what's the big idea, guy? Why'd you take off all those pictures of qualcomm's mom? They were beautiful.
06/9/2005Litcube (4):
06/9/2005scoop: I can only interpret qulacomm's silence on the censoring of his mom's images as one thing. He hates his mom. qualcomm hates his mom.
06/9/2005Mr. Pony: Hey, Disney, what does it mean if I can still smell that picture?
06/9/2005Mr. Pony (4):
06/9/2005Mr. Pony: Dude, that's a purse.
06/9/2005Klause Muppet (4.5):
06/9/2005TheBuyer (4.5): I like powdered-wig source pictures. the powerful vadge stink lines bring into the light what an open sewer a bad vagina can really be.
06/9/2005Mr. Pony: Why does that little bow appear only on the heads of the female counterparts of inherently sexless non-human cartoon characters (such as on Minnie Mouse, Ms. Pac Man, etc.)? Has anyone ever seen one on a real girl?
06/9/2005anonymous: In case anyone's interested, the celeb product flogger in panel 4 is none other than peanut butter inventor/mayonnaise innovator/GW namesake George Washington Carver.
06/9/2005anonymous: Are you suggesting Ms. Pac Man is sexless? How does she create Baby Pac Man in between acts, then?
06/10/2005scoop: Shut up stupid.
06/10/2005The Rid (4.5):
06/11/2005Benny Maniacs (4): Joke idea was inspired, but the follow through was, as Matza said himself, "kind of corporate". Qualcomm hates his mom because she smothered him as a boy.