TV coroners always eat sandwiches near the dead bodies like it's no big deal, then they talk with their mouths full about some gruesome detail. That's what I wanted to be when I grew up, tough enough to eat near the recently deanimated. Someone that could eat sandwiches near a corpse and perform an autopsy in about three minutes and summarize it in under a minute. If that failed, I figured I could just make the sandwiches and watch the guy eat them through the window and only be a little tough.