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Samuel Templeton had always hated people. He hated them so much that he preferred to have sex with animals. Of course, society didn’t accept this, and that made him hate people even more. One afternoon, Samuel was putting away some things in his storm cellar when a surprise electro-ray attack struck the city and everyone other than Samuel was killed. He went outside and saw that all his neighbors and everyone in the city was dead. The animals were all live, though. “Time enough at last!” he shouted, and grabbed his neighbor’s Border Collie, who he had been eyeing for a long time. He got into position and tried to make love but quickly found that he couldn’t raise an erection. The act of having sex with an animal, now that everyone else was dead, was no longer a societal-transgressing taboo, and apparently, that's what had really been getting it up for him. Samuel let the Border Collie go. Some other local pets were wandering the streets, confused. Samuel realized with horror that none of the animals gave him even a little bit of a boner. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Samuel shouted.