Doctor Gevelder advanced on his patient with a sterile swab and grabbed the man's penis.
"Oh fuck!" thought the man.
"Oh, fuck it," thought Doctor Gevelder, and twisted the swab into the dickhole.
The dickhole didn't like that, not one goddamn little bit. That dickhole swelled itself shut around the swab and stuck it there. The man panicked. He shook and fluttered like a prairie chicken and made air smacks, not daring to touch it. He wagged his bum and tried to shake the swab out but the swab didn't come out it just went boing-boing-boing
against the man's thighs. Doctor Gevelder panicked too, he didn't want to grab the swab either even though he knew as a doctor that it was his job. Instead he did something totally unexpected. He opened a second swab and inserted it way up unto the man's asshole, he was behind the man at the time.
"Fuck!" said the man.
"Fuck!" said the doctor.
"Jinx!" they said and pointed at each other.
"JINX!" they said again.
They laughed and laughed, each man owing the other a beer. The dickhole relaxed and the swab fell right out onto the floor and Doctor Gevelder pulled the second swab out of the man's ass and apologised for putting it up there in the first place and explained that in the moment of frantic activity that he thought it might poke the dickhole swab out from behind. They laughed again, harder this time.
"Doctor Gevelder," said the man after a they had both calmed down a little, "That was fun."
"Yes," the Doctor replied.
Date Written: August 9, 2005 Author:TheBuyer Average Vote: 4
Comments:
08/12/2005Kenji X (4.5): Doctor Gevelder is my new family physician.
08/12/2005Mr. Pony (4):
08/12/2005TheBuyer: Since when is a Dutchman afraid of a little cock?
08/12/2005The Rid (3.5): Fun premise with some clumsy writing. Redeemed by the last dialogue exchange, which was hilarious.
08/12/2005TheBuyer (4.5): I'll go one better for the same reasons except for the clumsy part which habsolute bullshit. I think, Rid, that you're a clumsy reader.
08/12/2005The Rid: Buyer, I think some of the sentence structure in the first long graf is suspect. (I'd add, "No?" but we outlawed that, yes?)
08/12/2005TheBuyer: I'd say it's strangely paced.
08/12/2005The Rid: Potato/Potato (change pronunciation in your head).
08/12/2005anonymous: What bad commas? I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't edit this just now, if that's what you're thinking.
08/12/2005The Rid: Author, do you mean, "What, bad commas?" or "What bad commas?"
08/12/2005Streifenbeuteldachs (4): I enjoyed how "the man" is so mysterious.
08/12/2005Jawbreaker (4): Made me giggle. nice.
08/12/2005anonymous: glory, she rated my short. I will consider it a Nine, not a Four.
08/12/2005Mr. Pony: Thanks, JB; now we're all picturing you giggling.
08/12/2005Jawbreaker: Heh. You guys are funny sometimes.