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Martin drank a lot of milk. He rinsed an empty carton in the sink, threw it out and left his house. Half a block ahead of him dogs were smelling things left by other dogs. Martin wondered if dogs knew that the pee they smelled in his bushes was his pee. He wondered if it smelled like milk a little. A Toyota Corolla turned the corner without signalling and Martin crossed the street after it passed. He bought two cartons of milk which he would mix together. He bought whole milk and partly skimmed milk and he called it 2% Homo when he mixed them together. Most of the time Martin thought about what it would be like to have breasts but never in a sexual way; he wore a bra.