Jon Feldspar’s cat looked at itself in the mirror.
“Holy fucking shit. Where are my ears?” it asked itself.
Date Written: August 3, 2003 Author:Will Disney Average Vote: 5
Comments:
08/18/2003Will Disney (5): five stars!
04/1/2004Mr. Pony (5): Five more! That thing's freakness is only eclipsed by Feldspar's OTHER cat!
01/16/2005TheBuyer (5): it counts!
01/16/2005scoop: Will H. Disney looked at itself in the mirror.
"Holy fucking shit. Where is my muppety fucking gullet?" Will asked itself.
"Oh there it is." Will reassured itself seeing it just beneath its head.
01/17/2005Dick Vomit: Jon Feldspar's other cat stared at its own chin. What choice did it have?
07/5/2005Will Disney: Funny story. I woke up on Sunday morning with this little monster staring right at me.
07/5/2005scoop: That's not a very funny story, Will. Not funny at all.
07/5/2005Mr. Pony: Pretty funny when you consider the two other monsters he woke up next to.
"Holy fucking shit. Where is my muppety fucking gullet?" Will asked itself.
"Oh there it is." Will reassured itself seeing it just beneath its head.