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Say, I wonder what all those people at the water cooler are talking about...

Hey, folks, what's all the fuss? The Adventures of... huh? No, I'm afraid I don't, because, you see, I DON'T OWN A TELEVISION. OH! OH! I'm so iconoclastic and brilliant because I DON'T OWN A TELEVISION! Oh! Oh! Look at me, I'm the last man! OH! OH!

Date Written: August 7, 2003
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 3.5
Comments:
08/7/2003 anonymous (5):
08/7/2003 Dylan Danko (3): This one would have been better if it didn't accurately reflect the feelings of the writer.
08/27/2003 Benny Maniacs (4): What the fuck that was I don't know.
08/27/2003 Phony Millions (3): I don't have a TV and experienced 'solidarity lite' with the author. This is Feldspar-lite.
09/2/2003 Ewan Snow: Huh... "Feldspar lite" I think that's right on. It's fairly Feldspar, but not as funny...
09/3/2003 Will Disney (4): i thought this one was good. oh! oh!