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Henry sidled up to the bar, next to the good-looking brunette.

“Hey there,” he said.

“Hey,” she replied.

Henry ordered a drink and then turned back to the brunette.

“Say, is your daddy a thief?” he asked her.

She shook her head, smiling a little bit. “No. Why?”

“Because where’s my fucking wallet?”

The brunette took an apprehensive step back. “Huh?”

“WHERE IS IT?” Henry screamed.