"Baldy" Jack rose from his bed. He would be nothing but a footnote in history - he knew it. It would read like this:
(3) Police were never able to identify the man who had left the human feces at the finish line of the New York Marathon. However, DNA samples taken from the smear indicated that the donor was small-penised and had a Napoleon complex.
"Baldy" thought about it. It wasn't much to be proud of.
Date Written: November 21, 2003 Author:Will Disney Average Vote: 3.6667
Comments:
11/24/2003Texxx (3): Nice work - although the last lines take some of the 'punch' away, in my mind.
11/24/2003Will Disney: ahhh screw you texxx!
11/24/2003Texxx: I'm onto you, Baldy Eisner!
11/24/2003Texxx: I'm onto you, Baldy Eisner!
11/24/2003Will Disney: okay okay you don't have to say it twice.
11/24/2003Phony Millions (4): I like the ending; it's kind of 'bald.'