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Memo: Sometimes people look up at you when you’re fucking them, and you may think: I’m fucking you. Then you may think: where did this metaphor come from: "I’m fucked", or "You fucked me on the Phillipson deal". It has such hatred in it, almost as if a rapist invented the saying. After all, isn’t it a nice thing to give to somebody, a fuck? You certainly wouldn’t give one to your nemesis. In the future, try to think through your metaphors more carefully please.