Chad was at his 10-year high school reunion. “Oh, this is going to be great,” he was telling Charlie, his old buddy. Chad had brought an overhead projector with him. His plan was to project his dick onto the wall.
“Oh, this is going to be funny,” Chad was saying.
Someone was up on the stage making announcements. Chad took advantage of the opportunity. He plugged in the projector and turned it on so it was shining right next to the person on the stage. And then he placed his dick onto the projector tray.
And there it was, his dick on the wall.
“Look – Chad has a crooked dick,” some girl shouted. Suddenly, everyone was laughing at him.
“And look – it’s smaller than it was when Chad did this in 10th grade. His dick has shrunk!” another girl shouted.
Chad looked down at his dick. The girls were right – it was crooked and shrunk. Apparently, he hadn’t thought this prank through.
Date Written: December 2, 2003 Author:Will Disney Average Vote: 4.76923
Comments:
12/2/2003Dylan Danko (5): Dude, damn good!
12/3/2003anonymous (4):
12/3/2003Texxx (4): Is this autobiographical?
12/3/2003Will Disney: i dunno. semi-autobiographical? not the reunion part, i mean.
12/4/2003Phony Millions (5): A-1 Prime Disney here. Disney has a nice way of making the endings of his shorts tastfully anti-climatic. He could really go further with this one but prudently wraps it up.
12/4/2003qualcomm (4): yeah, this has that disney deadpan thing we all love, and totally erases the sin of his previous submission.
12/4/2003Will Disney: good. i feel redeemed. still, that thanksgiving short was a *gem*.
12/4/2003Jon Matza: was not...
12/4/2003Will Disney: was too?
05/1/2004scoop (5):
05/20/2004Mr. Pony (5): This is all perfect!
05/20/2004Ewan Snow (5): Yeah, I laughed.
07/17/2004TheBuyer (5): mmm, random Disney goodness. ya. hot.
09/13/2004John Slocum (5): Disney for president!
11/1/2004The Rid (5): Yeah. Some real identification here.
11/1/2004Litcube (5): Another classic Will Disney short. Dude, you're the king.
11/25/2005qualcomm: once again, masterful use of the disney gerund -- “Oh, this is going to be great,” he was telling Charlie....
11/25/2005Will Disney: I hate you!
11/25/2005qualcomm: but i'm serious. i really like the disney gerund.