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“Dude, I’d leave a message in the suggestion box to install a suggestion box. That is – IF we had a suggestion box.”
“That’s a paradox, fella.”
”Is that right?”
“Sure is.”
“Well, I think this calls for a visit to the watercooler.”
“Sounds good to me.”
“God is dead.”
“Existence precedes essence.
“Anything goes.”
"Man’s consciousness creates history, dude."
“The sea, our sea, lies before us, guy.”
“IM me later?”
“No doubt.”
“Hey.”
“Yeah?”
“Nice pants.”
“Thanks. They’re Dockers.”

No shit they were Dockers, ass hole.
Date Written: December 30, 2003
Author: scoop
Average Vote: 4.2222
Comments:
12/30/2003 anonymous (1):
12/30/2003 anonymous (5):
12/30/2003 anonymous (5):
12/30/2003 qualcomm (4): the best of the recent scoop glut, IMHO. ;>)
12/30/2003 Dylan Danko (4): Here, here. "the sea, our sea..." That was funny.
01/1/2004 Benny Maniacs (5): This made me laugh like a hyena, who, as you know, have no real emotions that we would quantify as humor.
03/25/2004 anonymous (1): Too easy a target. Business men; shallowness of office life.
11/10/2004 TheBuyer (5): "nothing is worth more than this day"
11/10/2004 TREE (5): nice pants dude
11/11/2004 John Slocum (4): nice one. shoulda left off the last phrase (graf).