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"What?"

"What?"

"I thought you said something."

"No, I didn't say anything."

"I thought I heard you say something under your breath."

"No."

"Oh, that's why I said what, I thought you said something."

"No."

"Oh."

Date Written: before 2002
Author: Jon Matza
Average Vote: 3.3333
Comments:
01/27/2004 Joseph Keith: thats like saying 'Hello?' on the phone after a lull in the conversation to ensure your not a fool on the other end of a dead line...
12/30/2004 scoop: What is this chicanery, brother? How do you expect me to self-righteously flex my intellectually honest muscles with no short? Huh?
01/4/2005 qualcomm (3): hey everyone! you can read the hidden short if you click the Vote Now button and scroll down. turns out it's a three-star job.
01/4/2005 The Rid (3): Agreed, QC.
01/6/2005 John Slocum (4): I enjoy the nothing simplicity of this short.
01/6/2005 The Rid: Hey, look! It's hidden!