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Long ago, in a far away kingdom, Tinkerbell lowered her tiny pussy onto Pinocchio's face.

"Don't worry, Tink. You can't get pregnant this way," Pinocchio said.

And alas, he told the truth. Pinocchio's legendary nose stayed button-sized.

Poor, poor Tink.
Date Written: January 18, 2004
Author: Jimson S. Sorghum
Average Vote: 4.4
Comments:
01/25/2004 Jon Matza (4): Pinocchio (note correct spelling) seems like a cad. Even if he couldn't give her nasal, couldn't he at least have given her oral?
01/25/2004 Will Disney: now, wait a sec - could she have gotten pregnant if pinoke had been able to get it up?
01/25/2004 Jimson S. Sorghum: Spelling duly noted. I always fancied myself an adept speller, lately you've caused me to re-think this, Matza.
01/25/2004 scoop (4): short like Pinocchio's nose, sweet like Tinkerbell's snatch.
01/25/2004 Will Disney: no - but seriously. the 'alas' here makes it seem like the reason tink isn't getting pregnant is because pinoke's nose would become erect. am i reading this thing right?
01/25/2004 Joseph Keith: She Wood get pregnant.
01/26/2004 Will Disney: from his nose?
01/26/2004 Jon Matza: Disney, is it really possible you don't know about Pinocchio's ability to ejaculate sperm and semen from his nose? Or that Tinkerbell loves it in her teensy weensy pussy??
01/26/2004 Ewan Snow: I think it is quite clear, that the point of this short is that one cannot get pregnant from nasal intercourse. When P. explains this, he is telling the truth, hence his nose does not grow. The "alas" laments the fact that, P. having told the truth, T' is not able to enjoy the largess of P's lies. This is all quite simple and I have to say I am disappointed at having to explicate...
01/26/2004 Dylan Danko: Tinkerbell's pussy is no longer teensy weensy. It's all sloppy and shit.
01/26/2004 Will Disney: okay, so it's just like real life then.
01/27/2004 senator (4): funny. i got it. pinocchio should be more attentive to her needs.
01/27/2004 Lenny (5): Very funny concept. The bastard-child version of this would probably continue with Pinoke telling Tink something along the lines of "but of course I'll respect you in the morning" producing the subsequent nasal erection which then would precipitate T's incredulity. Paradoxes are wonderful. Good job for keeping this short and sweet. I probably would have ruined it by playing the theme out to death.
01/28/2004 Ewan Snow (5): I think this is Jimson's best short yet. It is more or less perfect.